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I dunno, tell me the Swedish Chef is about to get off a ride and I'll wait all day.

Vision Pro is a pretty good software OS/platform already, released on dramatically compromised hardware. And it's one of those fun things where it kinda needs, like, multiple major technology breakthroughs (smaller/improved battery tech and good transparent displays at least) - as well as being...

There are a few animatronics not functioning properly today though, it would seem. Mill Tiana isn't speaking it would seem, and finale Odie isn't moving her mouth. Will be ironed out in time, hopefully.

I think it's a big improvement vs WDW in terms of removing the dead space, but did nothing to address the plot - of course - which is now even more somehow simultaneously overly childish and not explained well enough. That's made worse by the ride being faster and more tightly woven in DL. Still...

Hard no thanks. The sheer amount of effort they continue to put into utterly ruining Fort Wilderness and what made it special for so long is so, so depressing.

The biggest loss of this entire thing is that TSI and the riverboat were my two main escapes from the hordes on NYE.

I don’t like this at all but I also don’t think it’s a decision they made lightly. As for the Liberty Belle, maybe it winds up docked on the fringes of Villains? That would be an interesting idea if done properly.

I like it. I will miss the old show forever, and wish some more of it was retained (neither Bear Band Serenade nor Blood on the Saddle is a shame and I think one could have been kept), but I think this is a fine replacement that does everything it possibly can to honour the legacy it's adopting...

I genuinely think that simply mashing up "Dig a Little Deeper" with the bom-bom-bom from Other Side on the lift would go a long, LONG way. Maybe literally one line of dialogue to explain that this spell's gonna be a big one to start the hype up beforehand. But I can literally hear it in my head...

The thought occurred to me today that a lot of the leadership on this previously did Runaway Railway, which is very funny because the plot beats of that would almost perfectly fit the overall track of this ride. So it's not like they aren't capable of writing something that fits that, they...

I will say, the most representative moment of this whole video is the section at 4:17 where you're going down a straight with Tiana at the end, and she just sits there staring blankly until you get close to her, where she then starts talking to you. It's SO awkward. They could've given her...

I've been super optimistic on this project but that seems all kinda ehhh. The majority of animatronics are way more basic than I was hoping for, and they're a lot more spaced out than I was hoping for too. Plot seems weirdly underexplained while also having way too much signposting and written...

I'm still fundamentally not a fan of the concept of this redo, but I will say that a bear giving a full throated country interpretation of "Try Everything" while a slideshow of them unsuccessfully (?) trying out adventurous activities plays, which is what I deciphered from what they were saying...

I actually got almost 100% vibe of the "Swinter" song from Phineas & Ferb from it. How much of that is both of them just wearing genre tropes on their sleeve, I don't know. But I bet you I'll come out of this thing with "it's a swinter swonderland, unusual and grand" stuck in my head the first...

I mean hey, maybe if they put a Moana boat ride in Adventureland, they can move the Flying Carpets over to there and give it the Kakamora skin from the DAK concept.

Well, to be fair, if they called it Adventure Land they would have other problems with confusion relating to the other park...

Genuinely, deeply hate the idea of a song with vocals/lyrics on the first turn. That's gonna leak elsewhere pretty bad and be pretty insufferable if you're nearby. I can see them adjusting that to the instrumental mix if they haven't finalized it before even testing it IRL. Lighting could just...

Noting that they have said they will implement a robust "return to queue" system for anyone who needs to leave for any reason, this is a good change and - I'll admit - more sweeping than I expected. Hopefully the implementation of that "return to queue" system will be good enough for those who...

The new DLP system is absolutely awful in some scenarios. For example, we visited with a party member under the old system who qualified (wheelchair user for mobility reasons, but with other conditions that make the accommodations a big help/peace of mind by making it easier to remove the risk...