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25 Years ago Yuengling was PA white trash beer. Now it's a "craft beer" , I don't get it.

Natty Light is my #1 choice....

Now before I get judged to harshly, let's get a few things out in the open. Bud light is my #2 choice of beers. My beer tastes are not much different than when I was a broke college student. I would guess I drink about 2 cases of bud light a month. I went to buy a beer at Epcot last night...

Like some on here, I am a professional drinker. Save the judgments sober people, my liver does not care to hear your opinions on my alcohol intake. Disney knows that dinking around the world is very popular. Now, I could never drink 11 20oz beers, but I can drink 11 12oz beers. This also...

My AP keeps my mouth shut. If anyone hit me with a stroller twice, they would get told to stay the ... back. If you are loudly giving a cashier, waitress, or counter person an undeserved hard time, you will get told to shut up. If run past me to get to the check out line or post office door...

Information from a maintenance worker is only slightly more accurate than a bus driver.

It's simple. Just hate other people's kids. You will learn how to watch for them and avoid being near them. 2 brats with a lightsaber can be spotted 100 yards away. They are predictable, just go to the other side of the street. Oh, it's Disney World, full of brat kids. Suck it up, or stay...

Before some of you judge me too harshly, the knife never went to the MK. Plans changed on the monorail. I really am disgusted that it did not set off the metal detector. This was not a small pocket knife. I always have joked that my big heavy dive watch never sets it off, but would have...

I can get a walking beer in every park except the MK, come on man, give me a beer

Over the holiday weekend, I made it through a metal detector at a MK resort with my pocket knife. It was clipped and visible in the plyers pocket of a pair of fishing shorts. The knife was a CRKT M16 with metal handle. I had no intention of going to the MK when we got to the resort, but...

While I am really not a fan of either movie, HP seems "real" and Pandora is "fake". Given the choice of spending an hour on a bench in those lands, I would take HP. I think after 10 minutes of looking at fake moss, fake plants, and fake lighting, I would be bored. The comparison to splash...

They can bring anything through the front gate inside a ECV.

It will cost less to get the bogus vest and card online than to pay the pet fee for 2 nights.

It's pretty easy to spot what security line you don't want to be in. As you walk up, just watch how fast the "guard" goes through a bag. If the search is still going by the time I am close, I pick another line. If they have a flashlight in their hands, I find another line. Some "guards" seem...

Some math for you to think about. I started going to Disney in 1996, I bet we have spent 50 nights at 12 resorts. Had sex in all of them. There are millions of people like us that get into a room and say "vacation begins now!" Even if it's only 50 times a year, that bed is 5 years old.

For all you germaphobes worrying about a dog sleeping in a bed before you. Most of these rooms are occupied 100% of the time. As you lay your head down on the pillow, think about - Sex, at least once a week, 50 times that year. Diaper changes, diaper leaks, diaper falls off, 30 times a year...

I am a Biologist. All dogs smell. Same for all Humans, cats, ect. As far as "germs" I would rather step in dog than human. You don't step in human , you touch it, everywhere in your room. To all the "allergy!" people, maybe you need to think about how much rodent hair and feces...

We stayed at the Poly with two pugs during Irma. People went out of their way to come say Hi. I don't think this is about more money, I think they are trying to keep some resorts pet free. There are a lot of bogus service animals at Disney, now they will all be in one place.

I thought most dogs get very excited when asked - do you want to go for a ride?

Yesterday, the yeti seemed much brighter than I remembered. I also do not remember seeing the busted track up top that is all lit up to. Anyone else notice a change?