Nerdy McFatty. I love that image of Mr. McFatty and his un-charming family, because it's so shockingly true. Those types of visitors are going to be the downfall of all this "
Immersion!", along with the rest of the today's annoying culture who will crowd this place; the Raider Nation, Disneyland Social Clubs in grimy vests, socially awkward pin traders, Grad Nite chanting mobs, narcissistic weirdos with "assistance animals" that are just their untrained Schnauzer, etc., etc.
All that said, is it weird that I am way more excited to get one of those new Coca-Cola bottles than I am any of the other custom merchandise they've released so far? I could care less about dolls and junk made to look like they were made by the residents of Batuu (Hawaiian for methamphetamines), but I really want one of those new Coke bottles!
I don't need any of this Chinese made fake Batuuvian merchandise in my life, and certainly not in my home.
But I really want the full set of these Coke and Sprite bottles! I can pass on the Dasani though.
But these I will buy and keep!
It will be wise of me to purchase these this summer, because I agree that this type of stuff won't be around a year or two later. They won't keep this up, they can't keep this up; TDA and Disneyland has proven time and time again that they can't and won't and don't care enough to keep this up. Remember the Coca-Cola stand in New Tomorrowland back in 1998 that shot the Coke bottles up into the air? That lasted about a year.