Where in the World is Bob Saget?

[acishere]

Names floated around: NPH, Aisha Tyler, Michael Ian Black, Jason Jones, John Hodgman, Joel McHale, Amy Schumer

I would be fine with any of those except for Jason Jones and Amy Schumer. They seem a better fit for their roles on Comedy Central.

 

[Cesar R M]

mmmm.....Chips. Sour Cream and Onion or Cheddar Cheese please. Slurp.

Ohh man, I used to love these chips ( I still do ) but my diet.. must keep my diet!

 

[PUSH]

I would be fine with any of those except for Jason Jones and Amy Schumer. They seem a better fit for their roles on Comedy Central.

I don't even know who most of them are. I still think NPH would make a great host, and I want him to take over. Along with the others I've mentioned like Amy Poehler and/or Tina Fey. But I think that one is just a pipe dream.

 

[acishere]

That looks something you would see in JURASSIC PARK.
"giant dinosaur-sized mosquitos"


You can keep nic cage down by getting the bees!

Killing him won't bring back your *beep* honey!

 

[JenniferS]

FYI - they didn't look like this when I picked them up after prom.

Of course, nobody looks good puking out the back window of a slow moving Nissan Altima.

 

[PUSH]

Well, my eyes are getting tired of looking at a computer screen, so I'm heading out for the night. Time for me to take a prolonged nap.

Good night everyone!

 

[englanddg]

To the tune of...



A long and many posts ago,
I can still remember,
How the thraed still searched for that Bob guy...

And I knew that with every quest,
And every time the chickens danced...
We'd chatter and be happy for a while.

But then we lost our dear @Darth Tater...
And @Meglodumb would leave us later.
I hope they are resting...
I do miss the days of questing...

I can't remember if I cried,
When we crossed the 10k posting line.
But the rhubarb touched me deep inside....

The day...@Bob Saget...died.

So, bye bye, you swell Disney guy.
You humor was quite super,
And quite funny and dry.
Them UNI boys have a smile that's sly,

Singing, Potter trumps your stupid Jedi.
Potter trumps your stupid Jedi.

And since then, while we've blamed Meg,
Bob Iger came and stole our Turkey Leg,
For Cameron's blue smurfs based in space.

And if you believe in quality,
Then Disney World is not for me,
Because, they killed the best aspects of the show.

But, we all are still in love with it,
Because we are all nerds within.
The parks lift all our blues,
And a Saget Disney Cruise!

But, back to the thraed's humble start,
A random post that was pure of heart.
We all knew we were out of luck...
The day...@Bob Saget...died.

And we were posting!

Why, why, you were such a fun guy.
Posted jokes and observations,
Why did you have to fly?

We're missing you,
And this thread shows you why.

Singin'

He was such a great Disney Guy.
He was such a great Disney Guy...

Now for many pages we'd been on our own,
Little modded and little known.
The site admins just let us be.

While our merchandise wasn't quickly sold,
And now those great images are really old...
The thread carried on to find new memes.

Oh, and while the thraed hit 20k,
We celebrated much that day.
We posted our respect,
And kept the spirit intact!

And while our dear Meg moved up in rank,
Even though her contribution to Disney stank...
We posted jokes here in the dark.
And mourned, our favorite guy.

And we were posting!

Why, why, you were such a fun guy.
Posted jokes and observations,
Why did you have to fly?

We're missing you,
And this thread shows you why.

Singin'

He was such a great Disney Guy.
He was such a great Disney Guy...

Chester Hester in summer swelter,
Isn't as good as dragon fire that melts ya...
And they're building that just a few miles awaayyyyyyyy....

But Disney's the land of the wonderful past,
And memories that will always last.
That Meg, on the sidelines, took away...

Now there's no more Trash Can in Tomorrowland,
And EPCOT itself is stale and bland.
But still here we shall dance,
With the chickens we shall prance!

As they change our dear Disney memories,
We'll find the things that make us pleased.
But do you recall what was the state...the day...

@Bob Saget died...

And we were posting!

Why, why, you were such a fun guy.
Posted jokes and observations,
Why did you have to fly?

We're missing you,
And this thread shows you why.

Singin'

He was such a great Disney Guy.
He was such a great Disney Guy...

Once this was the only place,
Were one could come and see a nonsense space.
But now it's more community.

So come on for the next few thousand posts,
Lets be as random as our host.
Cause random is the humor of the day.

I coined the term "the Sageteers",
I feel this thread is close and near.
You all are all my friends,
This thread will never end!

And to @PUSH who started it long ago,
Thank you for seeing it thrive and grow.
We can all Blame Meg here tonight...

The day...@Bob Saget died.

And we were posting!

Why, why, you were such a fun guy.
Posted jokes and observations,
Why did you have to fly?

We're missing you,
And this thread shows you why.

Singin'

He was such a great Disney Guy.
He was such a great Disney Guy...

Someday we'll all hear the news,
That the real Saget left us clues.
But that day is not here today.

And when that happens, we'll care no more.
And this thraed will become a twitter style bore.
Where people only post about their day.

And at Disney, the children screamed,
The Meg Meet and Greet wasn't what it seemed.
But not a word was needed,
The profit lines exceeded.

And the three ones we admire the most...
Saget, the Shark and the Tater ghost...
They are quite missed by us the most...

The day...@Bob Saget...died.

And we were posting!

Why, why, you were such a fun guy.
Posted jokes and observations,
Why did you have to fly?

We're missing you,
And this thread shows you why.

Singin'

He was such a great Disney Guy.
He was such a great Disney Guy...

 

[englanddg]

Florida?

I blame Meg.

 

[acishere]

I don't even know who most of them are. I still think NPH would make a great host, and I want him to take over. Along with the others I've mentioned like Amy Poehler and/or Tina Fey. But I think that one is just a pipe dream.

I'd like Aisha Tyler or Michael Ian Black. Tyler is pretty good on the new Whose Line Is It Anyway and I just finished watching Archer on Netflix so I'm picturing her as the host and the voice of Archer replacing Geoff. Michael Ian Black I've seen live several times, including one in college where he destroyed this heckler that I had several classes with. It was very enjoyable to see that person finally get shut up.

 

[acishere]

To the tune of...



A long and many posts ago,
I can still remember,
How the thraed still searched for that Bob guy...

And I knew that with every quest,
And every time the chickens danced...
We'd chatter and be happy for a while.

But then we lost our dear @Darth Tater...
And @Meglodumb would leave us later.
I hope they are resting...
I do miss the days of questing...

I can't remember if I cried,
When we crossed the 10k posting line.
But the rhubarb touched me deep inside....

The day...@Bob Saget...died.

So, bye bye, you swell Disney guy.
You humor was quite super,
And quite funny and dry.
Them UNI boys have a smile that's sly,

Singing, Potter trumps your stupid Jedi.
Potter trumps your stupid Jedi.

And since then, while we've blamed Meg,
Bob Iger came and stole our Turkey Leg,
For Cameron's blue smurfs based in space.

And if you believe in quality,
Then Disney World is not for me,
Because, they killed the best aspects of the show.

But, we all are still in love with it,
Because we are all nerds within.
The parks lift all our blues,
And a Saget Disney Cruise!

But, back to the thraed's humble start,
A random post that was pure of heart.
We all knew we were out of luck...
The day...@Bob Saget...died.

And we were posting!

Why, why, you were such a fun guy.
Posted jokes and observations,
Why did you have to fly?

We're missing you,
And this thread shows you why.

Singin'

He was such a great Disney Guy.
He was such a great Disney Guy...

Now for many pages we'd been on our own,
Little modded and little known.
The site admins just let us be.

While our merchandise wasn't quickly sold,
And now those great images are really old...
The thread carried on to find new memes.

Oh, and while the thraed hit 20k,
We celebrated much that day.
We posted our respect,
And kept the spirit intact!

And while our dear Meg moved up in rank,
Even though her contribution to Disney stank...
We posted jokes here in the dark.
And mourned, our favorite guy.

And we were posting!

Why, why, you were such a fun guy.
Posted jokes and observations,
Why did you have to fly?

We're missing you,
And this thread shows you why.

Singin'

He was such a great Disney Guy.
He was such a great Disney Guy...

Chester Hester in summer swelter,
Isn't as good as dragon fire that melts ya...
And they're building that just a few miles awaayyyyyyyy....

But Disney's the land of the wonderful past,
And memories that will always last.
That Meg, on the sidelines, took away...

Now there's no more Trash Can in Tomorrowland,
And EPCOT itself is stale and bland.
But still here we shall dance,
With the chickens we shall prance!

As they change our dear Disney memories,
We'll find the things that make us pleased.
But do you recall what was the state...the day...

@Bob Saget died...

And we were posting!

Why, why, you were such a fun guy.
Posted jokes and observations,
Why did you have to fly?

We're missing you,
And this thread shows you why.

Singin'

He was such a great Disney Guy.
He was such a great Disney Guy...

Once this was the only place,
Were one could come and see a nonsense space.
But now it's more community.

So come on for the next few thousand posts,
Lets be as random as our host.
Cause random is the humor of the day.

I coined the term "the Sageteers",
I feel this thread is close and near.
You all are all my friends,
This thread will never end!

And to @PUSH who started it long ago,
Thank you for seeing it thrive and grow.
We can all Blame Meg here tonight...

The day...@Bob Saget died.

And we were posting!

Why, why, you were such a fun guy.
Posted jokes and observations,
Why did you have to fly?

We're missing you,
And this thread shows you why.

Singin'

He was such a great Disney Guy.
He was such a great Disney Guy...

Someday we'll all hear the news,
That the real Saget left us clues.
But that day is not here today.

And when that happens, we'll care no more.
And this thraed will become a twitter style bore.
Where people only post about their day.

And at Disney, the children screamed,
The Meg Meet and Greet wasn't what it seemed.
But not a word was needed,
The profit lines exceeded.

And the three ones we admire the most...
Saget, the Shark and the Tater ghost...
They are quite missed by us the most...

The day...@Bob Saget...died.

And we were posting!

Why, why, you were such a fun guy.
Posted jokes and observations,
Why did you have to fly?

We're missing you,
And this thread shows you why.

Singin'

He was such a great Disney Guy.
He was such a great Disney Guy...

 

[Nemo14]

3:38 in the morning and I'm apparently up for the day. Thanks Mom....

 

[englanddg]

3;38 in the morning and I'm apparently up for the day. Thanks Mom....

You failed to pay homage to Meg.

 

[englanddg]

Dear Meg, who controls the budget.
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy ignorance come, their cuts be done.
In the world as if in heaven.

Give us this day our fast pass plus, and forgive us for our evils.
For thine is the power and the glory of Wifi.
Forever and ever amen.

 

[Dragon-Radar]

Without going through 2,431 pages, can someone please just summarize?

Where in the World is he?

Thank you!

- The Department of Redundancy Department

 

[Nemo14]

Without going through 2,431 pages, can someone please just summarize?

Where in the World is he?

Thank you!

- The Department of Redundancy Department

You won't know until you complete the required reading. Sorry, but it's for your own good...

 

[MinnieM123]

Oh my.

And, no ideas on that last part either, but...

As pesky as mosquitoes are, I think that another itsy bitsy bug is even worse: "no-see-ums". You can't see these tiny biting midges, but they make their presence known. Seems every time I've gone hiking (late spring/early summer) in the Maine woods, these little buggers target me as their meal for the day!

 

[MinnieM123]

Without going through 2,431 pages, can someone please just summarize?

Where in the World is he?

Thank you!

- The Department of Redundancy Department

Good question. I'm not sure that anyone knows exactly where he is, but there have been many "sightings" of him. As Nemo14 mentioned, there are also many clues in the 2,431 pages (along with other assorted, completely unrelated, and often funny chatter). Welcome to recess in the schoolyard!

 

[NYwdwfan]

Welcome to recess in the schoolyard!

Well said!!

Wow - gotta love that feeling when your alarm goes off and you already know your day is going to blow. Good stuff.

 

[unkadug]

Today's wake-up picture.

 

[unkadug]

Strange.
I just got a FB friend request from Son #2's girlfriend.

Of course I accepted, as that will be my only chance to see prom photos.

Sad though. Of her almost 600 pics, fully half are of her and her former BFF, Son #1.

Here's a pic, 'cause I guarantee that my son will make her unfriend me as soon as he sees we're friends.

View attachment 56012

I'm confused....Son#2's GF used to date Son #1?

How close together are they in age?