Haggis

kfergdisney

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Hey gang! Nothing gets my taste buds all tinkly winkly like a good batch of haggis at Walt Disney World. I like the way that it's served at the Main Street ice cream parlor. Ayup, I can't count the amount of times I've had it there! How about you?

Sorry, but even that word makes me nauceous for some reason. Haggis....in my mind, when I say it, it is with a Scottish accent.
 

rsoxguy

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Original Poster
What the heck is it?

Allow me to field this query, kind forum member. Haggis is Scottish for “eternal use”. It is a product made in the dungeons of old Scottish castles and shipped world-wide in specially crafted Styrofoam crates, similar to tofu. It can be used in a variety of ways, and the fine culinary magicians at Disney World are masters at churning out one haggis product after another with the finesse of a ballerina with a fresh pedicure. As mentioned above, it provides a lovely accessory to ice cream, as well as a savory addition to any Polynesian dish. The possibilities are endless, and it is my desire to find out everyone's favorite at WDW, as this information is vital to my existence.
 

luv

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This is not a joke. It's straight out of the dictionary. I've never had haggis and unless I'm abducted and tortured or starved, I never will, so I don't know how it tastes...

HAGGIS: a traditionally Scottish dish that consists of the heart, liver, and lungs of a sheep or a calf minced with suet, onions, oatmeal, and seasonings and boiled in the stomach of the animal.
 

GenerationX

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I prefer the haggis at the breakfast buffet at the Crystal Palace. Instead of the traditional sheep or calf meat, the chefs use bear, pig, donkey, and tiger meat, instead. MMMmmmm.
 

real mad hatter

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Well good morning everyone..As I read this thread,it saddens me to my heart.:(.Not only is this a slur on my countries national dish,it is a personnel attack on myself:mad:..Therefore @rsoxguy I declare war on the state of Florida.And since we are not attacking Syria,and are twiddling our thumbs..I have commanded my Scottish army & Air Force to capture ( alive ) as many Floridians as possible and take them back to my Fortress.Here they will be fed Haggis until they surrender..:rolleyes:
 

real mad hatter

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According to a recent Poll..33% of all Americans believe the Haggis is an animal...:confused:...So may I quote from our Laird..Rabbie Burns.." Fair fa' your honest sonsie face..Great chieftain o' the puddin' race..Aboon them a' ye tak your place..Painch,Tripe,or Thairm, weel are ye wordy of a grace..As lang's my arm."..:rolleyes:...This is the address to the Haggis that is quoted before a Burns supper in Scotland..I bet you Princess Merida has it for her breakfast at Cinderella's castle..:joyfull:
 

Mr Ferret 75

Thank you sir. You were an inspiration.
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According to a recent Poll..33% of all Americans believe the Haggis is an animal...:confused:...So may I quote from our Laird..Rabbie Burns.." Fair fa' your honest sonsie face..Great chieftain o' the puddin' race..Aboon them a' ye tak your place..Painch,Tripe,or Thairm, weel are ye wordy of a grace..As lang's my arm."..:rolleyes:...This is the address to the Haggis that is quoted before a Burns supper in Scotland..I bet you Princess Merida has it for her breakfast at Cinderella's castle..:joyfull:
It's what makes her hair curly
 

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