Haggis

[Figgy1]

Well I'd prefer haggis over anything served at Hollywood and Vile

 

[DisneyDebNJ]

This is not a joke. It's straight out of the dictionary. I've never had haggis and unless I'm abducted and tortured or starved, I never will, so I don't know how it tastes...

HAGGIS: a traditionally Scottish dish that consists of the heart, liver, and lungs of a sheep or a calf minced with suet, onions, oatmeal, and seasonings and boiled in the stomach of the animal.

ewwwwww.... think Im gonna sit this one out LOL

 

[real mad hatter]

Well I'd prefer haggis over anything served at Hollywood and Vile

I would make you my special vegetarian Haggis..It's called the "Wallace Monument".( celebrating William Wallace ) . First the base..A roulade of creamed mash potatoe..Then of top of that another roulade of neeps ( turnip ) And finally a roulade of lightly spiced veg haggis..Here comes the Creme De La Creme...A 4oz pour of Glava ( Scottish liquor ) poured gently over the tower..The Glava changes the whole complex of the dish and gives each roulade an awesome taste...I served this once at a Burns Supper and only 3 out of 26 people went for the soup ( most likely south of the border.)

 

[rsoxguy]

Well good morning everyone..As I read this thread,it saddens me to my heart..Not only is this a slur on my countries national dish,it is a personnel attack on myself..Therefore @rsoxguy I declare war on the state of Florida.And since we are not attacking Syria,and are twiddling our thumbs..I have commanded my Scottish army & Air Force to capture ( alive ) as many Floridians as possible and take them back to my Fortress.Here they will be fed Haggis until they surrender..

War on Florida? Let's analyze your future spoils shall we?
1. You will be in charge of so many retirees that your weapons will eventually be transformed into walkers.
2. Nobody knows how to vote properly or legally, so any future rulers will have to fight for their position with bribery.
3. We can't drive properly, but we do it so fast that you won't be able to catch us until we wreck into light poles.
4. In the end, there will be little to do because you'll be busy dealing will all of the con artists from up North who claim that they came here, had their car break down, and need money in order to get back home.

No offense meant by the thread if you were genuinely insulted. My mind drifts to strange places at times, and things such as this thread come out. If you would like, you may hit me back with an insult against the Miami Dolphins. Word of warning; I'm accustomed to it already.

 

[donaldtoo]

"Haggis. It's what's for...well...uhmmm...errr...hmmm.....looks like a loaf of it would make a good door stop, anyway...?! "

 

[Nero the dog]

Haggis is one of those things that its best not knowing what you are eating. Try it with a bit of black pudding

 

[real mad hatter]

War on Florida? Let's analyze your future spoils shall we?
1. You will be in charge of so many retirees that your weapons will eventually be transformed into walkers.
2. Nobody knows how to vote properly or legally, so any future rulers will have to fight for their position with bribery.
3. We can't drive properly, but we do it so fast that you won't be able to catch us until we wreck into light poles.
4. In the end, there will be little to do because you'll be busy dealing will all of the con artists from up North who claim that they came here, had their car break down, and need money in order to get back home.

No offense meant by the thread if you were genuinely insulted. My mind drifts to strange places at times, and things such as this thread come out. If you would like, you may hit me back with an insult against the Miami Dolphins. Word of warning; I'm accustomed to it already.

LOL...Offended..Far by the truth..If we were to run out of Haggis,it would be a travesty...You should know me by now.....Haggis & Whisky go like Mac & Cheese over here..You keep yer Mac & Cheese,and we will keep our Haggis & Whisky......I shall call back our armed forces.The war is off..Apart from that,we don't have any nuclear weapons or guns..We do however have a weapon called the Claymore..

 

[real mad hatter]

"Haggis. It's what for...well...uhmmm...errr...hmmm.....looks like a loaf of it would make a good door stop, anyway...?! "

Tut Tut Donald...And you with a Scottish name,and,wait for it..From Austin..Texas......I'll get Rod Stewart to first foot you at New Year..He's bought a house somewhere in Austin..LOL.( Not Scottish,just wishes he was )

 

[ToyStoryMiss]

This is not a joke. It's straight out of the dictionary. I've never had haggis and unless I'm abducted and tortured or starved, I never will, so I don't know how it tastes...

HAGGIS: a traditionally Scottish dish that consists of the heart, liver, and lungs of a sheep or a calf minced with suet, onions, oatmeal, and seasonings and boiled in the stomach of the animal.

So glad I'm a vegetarian..

 

[Figgy1]

So glad I'm a vegetarian..

Me too! LOL

 

[Phonedave]

Hmmmm, when will WDW start offering scrapple? Rocky Mountain oysters? Chitlins?

You forgot head cheese.

-dave

 

[Phonedave]

Sorry Hatter but Haggis is right up there along with Tripe on the list of things that trying them once was one too many.

Actually I like haggis. Tripe, meh. If it is cooked right, I will tolerate it, but I wont like it.

-dave

 

[Figgy1]

You forgot head cheese.

-dave

 

[Phonedave]

I would make you my special vegetarian Haggis..It's called the "Wallace Monument".( celebrating William Wallace ) . First the base..A roulade of creamed mash potatoe..Then of top of that another roulade of neeps ( turnip ) And finally a roulade of lightly spiced veg haggis..Here comes the Creme De La Creme...A 4oz pour of Glava ( Scottish liquor ) poured gently over the tower..The Glava changes the whole complex of the dish and gives each roulade an awesome taste...I served this once at a Burns Supper and only 3 out of 26 people went for the soup ( most likely south of the border.)

Keep the neeps, and then we have a deal.

-dave

 

[Phonedave]

When you slice it on a deli slicer, because of the high amount of gelitain in it, it makes this weird squeeking noise.

Honestly, I would eat head cheese, souse, and blood n' tounge before I would eat the "luncheon loaf" from a deli. Luncheon loaf, that just scares the beejeebers out of me.

-dave

 

[Figgy1]

When you slice it on a deli slicer, because of the high amount of gelitain in it, it makes this weird squeeking noise.

Honestly, I would eat head cheese, souse, and blood n' tounge before I would eat the "luncheon loaf" from a deli. Luncheon loaf, that just scares the beejeebers out of me.

-dave

Happier and happier by the minute that I'm vegan. LOL

 

[MOXOMUMD]

"Haggis. It's what's for...well...uhmmm...errr...hmmm.....looks like a loaf of it would make a good door stop, anyway...?! "

Sounds like you're talking about fruitcake.

 

[Tiggerfanatic]

It's gross. Unless it's vegetarian. (with neeps and tatties )

I like the neeps and tatties! Ate them every chance I got when I was in Edinburgh.

 

[Tiggerfanatic]

@rsoxguy "tinkly winkly" I fell in love with that show and watched every episode on Netflix!

 

[zurgandfriend]

Haggis & Whisky go like Mac & Cheese over here..

Do you need the whiskey to get up the nerve to eat the haggis?