WDWMagic Bar-Room Brawl 2: Electric Bargaloo!

[Fun2BFree]

*locks you in the D64 Torture Room*:fork:

*Inside the Torture Room, is subjected to movies photoshopping Stitch into beloved WDW attractions*

*Breaks out, half-crazed and as foamy-mouthed as a Horizons fanboy, and snaps Dubbz like a twig over his knee*

*Clears the foam from his mouth and sips another cocktail*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Inside the Torture Room, is subjected to movies photoshopping Stitch into beloved WDW attractions*

*Breaks out, half-crazed and as foamy-mouthed as a Horizons fanboy, and snaps Dubbz like a twig over his knee*

*Clears the foam from his mouth and sips another cocktail*

*Shoots Fun2BFree in the neck with rubber bullets*

*Throws him back in the torture room with a molotov cocktail and tells him to drink up*

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Extinguishes the molotov cocktail*

"NO fire in the AC. Or you risk becoming the worst enemy of thousands of rabid fanboys."

*Shoves WDWmazprty off the balcony*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Extinguishes the molotov cocktail*

"NO fire in the AC. Or you risk becoming the worst enemy of thousands of rabid fanboys."

*Shoves WDWmazprty off the balcony*

*Deploys trusty gadget spring shoes and bouncing back up*
*Takes out giant scimitar and slices Fun2BFree's left arm off*
*Pours salt into the wound*
*Finds a bottle of wine on the floor and downs it heartily*

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Deploys trusty gadget spring shoes and bouncing back up*
*Takes out giant scimitar and slices Fun2BFree's left arm off*
*Pours salt into the wound*
*Finds a bottle of wine on the floor and downs it heartily*

"'Tis only a flesh wound. Your sword merely "scimmed" me!"

*Gives something for WDWmazprty to "wine" about, namely an anvil on the head*

 

[WDWmazprty]

Can I just say this thread is hilarious and fun!

 

[Fun2BFree]

Can I just say this thread is hilarious and fun!

You should check out the original incarnation. When more than four individual posters got involved. :lookaroun

*Languishes*

 

[WDWmazprty]

You should check out the original incarnation. When more than four individual posters got involved. :lookaroun

*Languishes*

*Gets back to business*

*Gets up after the anvil attack and throws Fun2BFree under a moving bus*

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Gets back to business*

*Gets up after the anvil attack and throws Fun2BFree under a moving bus*

"A bus? In the AC?!"

*Luckily this bus was driven by a PI fan, so was going ridiculously slow so as to avoid destroying the exotic props -- F2BF emerges unscathed*

*WDWmazprty gets crushed by a fleet of Segways*

 

[WDWmazprty]

"A bus? In the AC?!"

*Luckily this bus was driven by a PI fan, so was going ridiculously slow so as to avoid destroying the exotic props -- F2BF emerges unscathed*

*WDWmazprty gets crushed by a fleet of Segways*

Oh no you didnt!

*Takes a Segay and slams Fun2BFree in the head*

*Takes him by the hair and drags him outside the AC*

*Sees an ugly Brazilian Tour group coming by*

*Throws him in the middle and watches as Fun2BFree gets clapped and stopmed to a pulp*

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Brazilian tour group hears WDWmazprty call them 'ugly', mauling the poor sap in a mass crowd of kicking and shoving. There is of course a belt-flag flying proudly and inexplicably above the mob.*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Brazilian tour group hears WDWmazprty call them 'ugly', mauling the poor sap in a mass crowd of kicking and shoving. There is of course a belt-flag flying proudly and inexplicably above the mob.*

*Leaves a live grenade where a Fun2BFree was just pummeled and leaves to find other posters that were here*

*Stays and watched as grenade detonates splatting Fun2BFree all over the AC*

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Leaves a live grenade where a Fun2BFree was just pummeled and leaves to find other posters that were here*

*Stays and watched as grenade detonates splatting Fun2BFree all over the AC*

Hmm... where did that wood glue go again? :lookaroun

 

[WDWmazprty]

Hmm... where did that wood glue go again? :lookaroun

*As Fun2BFree looks for his glue, I put up free food signs to lure other poster from other threads to join the debacle*

 

[WDWmazprty]

*Everyone sees the chaos and just walks by fearing for their lives*

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

*launches a missile form Cinderella Castle at WDWmazprty* :lookaroun

You should check out the original incarnation. When more than four individual posters got involved. :lookaroun

*Languishes*

I miss tdonald!:lol: He was awesome at this.

 

[WDWmazprty]

*launches a missile form Cinderella Castle at WDWmazprty* :lookaroun



I miss tdonald!:lol: He was awesome at this.

*Dodges the missile with matrix like speed and releases cyanide gas bombs previously hidden in the castle*

yeah,we need more people. :brick:

 

[PoohBear119]

*Walks in and wonders where she is*

*Throws a grenade in the middle of the bar to see what happens*:goodnevil

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Walks in and wonders where she is*

*Throws a grenade in the middle of the bar to see what happens*:goodnevil

*Pops out from under the bar counter with the grenade in hand*

*Wonders why the pin hasn't been pulled and throws it back at PoohBear*

 

[PoohBear119]

*Uses telekenesis to stop grenade in mid air and turn in back towards F2BF*