Official WDWMagic Bar-Room Brawl

[EPCOT Explorer]

Don't need 'em-I'm already cool.


OOOOOOH!You gots told!:lol:

 

[Fun2BFree]

Blech...I liked tdonald's explanation of our group better.I've never like fake sports anyway.:lookaroun
:lol:

"I've always thought of wrestling as soap opera for men. Both scripted and fake to a certain extent, but instead of emotions and other useless crap like that, wrestling has explosions and beatdowns."

*As Dubbz begins to fall asleep after my boring speech, I yank the shotgun out of his hands*

"HA!"

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

"I've always thought of wrestling as soap opera for men. Both scripted and fake to a certain extent, but instead of emotions and other useless crap like that, wrestling has explosions and beatdowns."

*As Dubbz begins to fall asleep after my boring speech, I yank the shotgun out of his hands*

"HA!"

Who said I fell asleep...THat was the decoy!


*Decoy shotgun in F2BF's hands backfires*

HAHAHAHA!

EE(or Dubbz whatever) wins!:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


*cackle*

 

[Fun2BFree]

"Aha! But your decoy was really my decoy meaning that you gave me the actual shotgun when I gave you a false one!"

*Dubbz' head explodes, causing victory by retarded logic*

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

Since this is retarded logic-

*pulls a page one shotgun out of thin air and blasts F2BF*

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Shell bounces of Fun2BFreenium-grade armour (yes, I made up a metal)*

*A herd of cattle run through the bar, trampling Dubbz while F2BF uses his F2BF-nium brand grappling hook to swing into the rafters*

...

*Spray-paints [nWo] logo on roof* :lookaroun

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

They trampled MY decoy.I'm fine.


Heheh...I still have the Shotgun.

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Grabs shotgun with grappling hook and hoists it into the rafters*

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

*It just backfired in your face*

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Falls from rafters into a bunch of cardboard boxes*

"I always do my own stunts."

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

The cardboard boxes have spikes.


*cackle*

 

[Ilovewishes]

*Picks herself up, dusts herself down & takes her place behind the bar*

"This is still a bar, isn't it?"

*Pours a super strength Windex for Double E & F2BF and smiles sweetly as they sit down. Discreetly moves behind blast proof wall and presses detonation button. Giggles as bar blows up in their faces*

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

My eyes!My eyes!

*splashes windex in Ilovewishes's face*


But I still have the ridiculously clean cloth....hahaahah!

 

[Ilovewishes]

*Takes down a bottle of ketchup and throws it at the exceptionally clean cloth. Smiles in satisfaction as the cloth becomes Exceptionally dirty cloth*

"Now you have lost all tools for bargaining."

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

I LOVE catsup!(seriously,I'm addicted.:lookaroun)

Sucks the catsup out of the cloth making it clean again....HAH!

Condiment Man Strikes again!

 

[Ilovewishes]

"Darn!"

Looks around the bar frantically. Spies a tub of Marmite. Takes the lid off, wrinkles nose, scoops out a huge dollop and hurls it at EE*

"Take that, Condiment Man!*

 

[tdonald]

Condiment Man Strikes again!

Throws Mr. Condiments-In-His-Mullett Man outside for being the world's stupidest-named superhero.

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

"Darn!"

Looks around the bar frantically. Spies a tub of Marmite. Takes the lid off, wrinkles nose, scoops out a huge dollop and hurls it at EE*

"Take that, Condiment Man!*

I don't even know what Marmite is....Therefore is does not effect me.

Throws Mr. Condiments-In-His-Mullett Man outside for being the world's stupidest-named superhero.

What is this?The 5th Nickname in 3 days?

Let's see

EE
DoubleE
Dubbz
MuLlett mAn
Condiment Man

YIKES!
:ROFLOL:

 

[Fun2BFree]

What is this?The 5th Nickname in 3 days?

Let's see

EE
DoubleE
Dubbz
MuLlett mAn
Condiment Man

YIKES!
:ROFLOL:

I'm imagining a Bond song here, possibly to the tune of Goldfinger:

"EPCOT Explorer, he is the man of five names... EPCOT Explorer, actually that's six names..."

*Gets RoboticDumbo3.0 to spray the other patrons with acid*

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

AAH!That's great!

Explorer.EPCOT Explorer.


*does Bond style move and effectively stuns everyone in the room and escapes with the beautiful hostage girl.*


"See you all in a few hours".:lookaroun