Official WDWMagic Bar-Room Brawl

[Fun2BFree]

To counter-balance the "Hug" threads (not saying they're a bad thing though :lookaroun), I'm starting a forum bar-room brawl. Feel free to duke it out with a pretend fight-to-the-death. And let's keep it relatively clean. That being said:

*Enters bar, withdraws shotgun and waits for someone to arrive*

 

[unkadug]

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Recovers from "explosion.gif" and fires a hasty shot at Unkadug*

 

[Ilovewishes]

*cowers behind bar but continues cleaning a glass with a remarkably clean white cloth*

 

[unkadug]

*Ducks*
*orders a beer in the only clean glass from the cowering bartender *

downs beer then beans Fun2BFree with the mug

 

[Ilovewishes]

Do you two mind?? You're bad for business! I've just finished cleaning this place up!

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Recoils with pain at mug, then writes Ilovewishes a cheque to cover any damages*

 

[snowdog63]

Enters bar,dives behind bar,draws a couple of pints and begins to chug.

 

[unkadug]

Writes a check to Ilovewishes and buys the bar.

"Get back to work"

 

[Ilovewishes]

Hey! I hope you're paying for those! They sure ain't coming out of my wages! I get paid peanuts as it is!

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Bats Unkadug over head with shotgun and orders a pint of lager*

 

[unkadug]

Throws a drunk snowdog63 from behind bar at Fun2BFree.

 

[Ilovewishes]

*slides glass along the bar to fun2bfree* (always wanted to do that!)

 

[Ilovewishes]

*sighs theatrically, rolls up her sleeves and begins to sweep up the broken glass. Tuts*

"Men!"

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Dodges Snowdog63, spilling drink, then angrily fires a round of ammo at Ilovewishes to cover my own clumsiness*

 

[Ilovewishes]

*Hits Fun2BFree with her handbag* then ducks back down behind bar*

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Seizes handbag and takes a machete from it*

*Stabs self in hand to see how sharp it is*

*It's sharp*

 

[unkadug]

*Seizes handbag and takes a machete from it*

*Stabs self in hand to see how sharp it is*

*It's sharp*

"HEY, get out of her purse, nobody steals from my employees."

*Throws a full mug of ale at Fun2BFree*

 

[Ilovewishes]

*smiles wickedly*

"Oops. How did that get in there?"

 

[Fun2BFree]

*Skillfully slices mug in half with knife, then goes to take shower to get rid of the sticky ale*