Well, that's sort of a salacious headline, isn't it? I didn't mean it to sound so exciting, but I guess it's accurate. Here's why...
I was at dinner tonight with a gaggle of friends who allescaped migrated from California to Utah in the past half decade or so. For whatever reason, the discussion touched on the fact that Utah restaurants don't have an inspection score posted in their windows from the local health authority like California restaurants do. So when I got home I summoned up the OCRegister to see what sort of strip mall hash joints and parking lot stir fry tents had been shut down by the Orange County Health Authority this past week. I used to love reading that weekly column in the Register! 
And I was shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, to find....
What the heck is the Hollywood Lounge? I had to Google. It's a booze stand in the old Hollywood & Dine food court in the dead-end corner of DCA where you go to be immersed in stucco warehouses and sterile concrete plazas. The Hollywood Lounge sells a lot of boozy and hyper-colored drinks to Mom and Dad, and a few drinks that look hyper-colored boozy but aren't for the kiddies, because that's just as healthy as giving them candy cigarettes to pretend to smoke, right?
How do they not have running water at a place like that, I wonder? It was built 25 years ago as a permanent restaurant food court. Surely the pipes still work. But I guess the folks at the Hong Phat Deli (rodent infestation) and Ramona's Carniceria (cockroach infestation) can commiserate with TDA on their one day closure of the Hollywood Lounge (no water supply). Misery loves company, and all that.
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And I was shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, to find....
What the heck is the Hollywood Lounge? I had to Google. It's a booze stand in the old Hollywood & Dine food court in the dead-end corner of DCA where you go to be immersed in stucco warehouses and sterile concrete plazas. The Hollywood Lounge sells a lot of boozy and hyper-colored drinks to Mom and Dad, and a few drinks that look hyper-colored boozy but aren't for the kiddies, because that's just as healthy as giving them candy cigarettes to pretend to smoke, right?

How do they not have running water at a place like that, I wonder? It was built 25 years ago as a permanent restaurant food court. Surely the pipes still work. But I guess the folks at the Hong Phat Deli (rodent infestation) and Ramona's Carniceria (cockroach infestation) can commiserate with TDA on their one day closure of the Hollywood Lounge (no water supply). Misery loves company, and all that.

Orange County restaurants shut down by health inspectors (June 19-26)
There were 11 restaurants and food establishments ordered closed by Orange County inspectors from June 19 to June 26.
