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New Square Signage at MK & EPCOT entrance

Brian

Well-Known Member
"Dear Valued Guest, the triangulation of your location via your Magic Band has informed us that you have spent 2 hours in the restroom today. We invite you to sign up for our newest offer Pooper+ which, for the introductory price of $10 per person per day, grants you front of the line access to over 20 Walt Disney World area restrooms!"
Or better yet, they'll deliver a bottle of Pepto Bismol to your stall for a variable price between $15 - $45.
 

HauntedPirate

Park nostalgist
Premium Member
There are still AP holders that exist in the wild?

Maybe it’s a trap to catch them and round them up for good?

Well, Disney's stormtroopers aren't the best or brightest - Times are tough all over, and good ground troops are difficult to get these days. When these newer Stormtroopers attempted to execute Order Chapek-66 (to eliminate all AP holders) they missed a lot of them. This is a cheap way to entice AP holders into one area so they can be efficiently rounded up, escorted to a special room backstage, and... "re-educated".
 

ToTBellHop

Well-Known Member
Well, I cant unsee this now. 😂
You’ll be seeing it again in your dreams tonight. He will want you to draw him like your French girls. Wearing this:
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Wearing only this.
 
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