Your very own stupid funny moment at Disney

[TwilightZone]

I was wearing a mad hatter hat to disneyland and one cast member asked me if I was mad.
Well I completely forgot about that I was wearing the hat, let alone the we are all mad here quote.
So I said, "No I am happy".
Seconds later I remembered the hat and I felt really embarrassed.

 

[kelknight84]

My worst was we had about an hour and a half until our 1130am fast pass and we were getting ready to leave after it. I kept refreshing MDE and saw a 10 so I snatched it quick. I was super excited that we could get on in a few minutes and then hit the road home earlier. Get the whole fam in the FP line and everyone turns blue. I'm like , the app says 1000! And the CM goes yes it does for 10 pm. Ugh, that was embarrassing! So we hit the road earlier and never got to ride it. I definitely check the app a whole lot closer now.

 

[GVentola]

I've had a couple of moments out at Animal Kingdom which I find extremely embarrassing, but maybe someone here may find them amusing. I was sitting at a Christmas song show--it was out at Camp MinnieMickey, if I remember correctly, and one of the singers was saying how much he enjoyed caroling, then he started playing on girls' names and paused right by me, and I just sat there for several seconds before I realized he wanted my name, so I said, "Gina", and he said, "I especially like Gina-ing." I was flattered and after the show told him "You made my day", and he said, "Well, I dunno, you really blew me off there." And I said, "That's because I didn't know you were talking to me", and I ended up in the long run being embarrassed by the incident instead of flattered.

The second AK incident was at the Jammin' Jungle Parade. This performer came up to me and held out his hand. I thought it was the gesture for either "stop" or "back up", and I just smiled stupidly back at him until he gave up and moved on. Later, I realized he was trying to high five me! He was of a different race than me, and I hope he didn't think I was refusing to touch him because of prejudice.

Another incident happened at Hollywood Studios during Christmas time when I attended an improv show featuring some performers leftover from Pleasure Island's Comedy Warehouse. They were asking for times when something went wrong at Christmas. I told them that one year I accidentally locked myself out of my bathroom. My Dad, after much swearing, knocked the door down. It was a traumatic incident that I hoped to make light of. Well, the performers turned it into a song all about my having to go, when in reality, I had just went, THEN locked myself out. Some of the audience even booed the performers for going too far.

 

[Disney Stine]

One time I rode Everest, and right as the big drop happened, a big bug hit me right in the eye! I went from screaming "WOOO" to "MY EYE!!" the whole rest of the ride. I checked the photo and unfortunately, it happened after the flash. :[

 

[KBLovedDisney]

Wow. This thread is starting to make me hurt.

 

[KBLovedDisney]

How about waiting for the wrong bus. Staying at CSR, but in line for POR. I've done this a few times with various resorts. My mind is in the past while my body is in the present. My kids are too young to notice and the wife comes along figuring I know where I'm going.

Luckily, I've gotten on the wrong bus a only a couple of times.

I've done this a few times myself!

 

[KBLovedDisney]

I've had a couple of moments out at Animal Kingdom which I find extremely embarrassing, but maybe someone here may find them amusing. I was sitting at a Christmas song show--it was out at Camp MinnieMickey, if I remember correctly, and one of the singers was saying how much he enjoyed caroling, then he started playing on girls' names and paused right by me, and I just sat there for several seconds before I realized he wanted my name, so I said, "Gina", and he said, "I especially like Gina-ing." I was flattered and after the show told him "You made my day", and he said, "Well, I dunno, you really blew me off there." And I said, "That's because I didn't know you were talking to me", and I ended up in the long run being embarrassed by the incident instead of flattered.

The second AK incident was at the Jammin' Jungle Parade. This performer came up to me and held out his hand. I thought it was the gesture for either "stop" or "back up", and I just smiled stupidly back at him until he gave up and moved on. Later, I realized he was trying to high five me! He was of a different race than me, and I hope he didn't think I was refusing to touch him because of prejudice.

Another incident happened at Hollywood Studios during Christmas time when I attended an improv show featuring some performers leftover from Pleasure Island's Comedy Warehouse. They were asking for times when something went wrong at Christmas. I told them that one year I accidentally locked myself out of my bathroom. My Dad, after much swearing, knocked the door down. It was a traumatic incident that I hoped to make light of. Well, the performers turned it into a song all about my having to go, when in reality, I had just went, THEN locked myself out. Some of the audience even booed the performers for going too far.

Holy cow! Sorry dude. That bites.

I will say the first guy sounded semi rude to you. I absolutely hate hate hate getting picked on in those types of situations. I have been there myself and the responses were not very appropriate when I was befuddled in that I wasn't sure what to say.

I think they should be able to come up with a backup saying that makes the person they picked (who didn't want to be picked), with something that normalizes the situation and makes that person feel at ease.

 

[KBLovedDisney]

I was wearing a mad hatter hat to disneyland and one cast member asked me if I was mad.
Well I completely forgot about that I was wearing the hat, let alone the we are all mad here quote.
So I said, "No I am happy".
Seconds later I remembered the hat and I felt really embarrassed.

I have one similar to that. We were at the M&G for BB-8, my husband was wearing a Superman t-shirt and the Cast member asked him what planet he was from. My husband said "Earth" and didn't realize the CM was referencing his Superman T-shirt. We walked out of the M&G and my husband suddenly looked at me and said. "Oops. I think I should have said Krypton..."

 

[Minnesota disney fan]

I don’t even know where to start..
Tripped over nothing and fell flat on my face in front of a huge crowd at Hollywood Studios. Fell head first in to a bush trying retrieve my golf ball at Winter Summerland, not once, not twice but three times my sister has had a bird dump on her in Adventureland, my mum is prone to falling both up and down steps.. I could go on

OMgosh! LOL! We must be related! We owned a resort on a big lake for 19 years and every time, every time, I went down to help someone at the boatdock,, a bird would deposit on me! My husband thought it was hilarious, as he was at the dock most of the day and Never got dumped on! I also fall going up and down stairs and on thin air!!!!

 

[LUVofDIS]

This is probably more weird than funny, but it has bothered me since it happened. In 2013 we were in HS and I used the bathroom by Rock-N-Roller coaster, it was extremely hot, so while washing my hands I splashed water on my face a few times, well one of the splashes ran down to my shorts. My shirt and shorts were fairly wet. When I went out to the street and we were watching the street performers a women looked at me with a disapproving face, I mean a very dramatic expression, looked down at my shorts, said something under her breath to her child and walked away from the area.

I looked down to notice that it sort of looked like I peed my shorts. I was going to say something but I was like oh well let her think what she wants. But to this day it bothered me for some reason, I don't know why.

 

[LUVofDIS]

I almost forgot, last year the wife and I were riding Astro Orbiter, we each had or own rocket, I look behind me and my wife's back is to me. I yell for her and she turns around and just looks at me. I ask her if she notices anything weird. It takes her a second and she smiles, gets up and turns around.

After we get off the ride she said she thought it was strange that she had a hard time getting into the rocket. I deduced it to being a long day, we were there from around 10am to around 1am and this occurred towards the end of the night.

It was a funny, dumb moment that we still laugh about.

 

[BoSox Nation]

didn't happen to me but my uncle on our family trip. We had dining reservations in Italy and there was a street show happening, I think it was called pinochinose, we were early so we watched and my uncle very boldly and confidently said, "let's watch in the back so these weirdos don't pick us....". Of course he said it as they were starting and we were beside the actors. Show begins, second later, the lady in the show walked straight up to him and said, sir your nose is perfect for our Pinochinose lead role and we can make she with those Dumbo sized ears.....". Fantastic moment and pictures that will last a lifetime.

 

[Tk0021]

I am not sure if this counts but I put it out here. We were at AK on out first trip in 2016 and I was waiting for my wife and kids outside of the bathrooms in Dinoland. I saw goofy walking by a woman and she was eating an ice cream cone. As he walked by he made a motion like he was going to smash the ice cream cone in her face. Not expecting that at Disney world I laughed out loud. The women turned around and yelled at me “ you think that’s funny?” I said yes but she turned around and walked away.

 

[LUVofDIS]

I just remember another dozy, the wife and I just finished a fierce competition on TSM. I barely beat her. She acted as if she was okay with the loss until we had to exit the attraction car. As I got up to leave my foot got caught on her mickey and Minnie backpack cord. Now I was holding an extremely expensive camera with my thirty pound camera backpack. I fell to the ground on my knee and opposite hand. The backpack went crashing to the ground, luckily it was well padded. I saved my camera with my other hand. My knee took the brunt of the fall with a few scratches on my hand. My ego took the biggest hit though.

I must have lost my magic band there also. I ended going to guest relations that night where they magically had my band.

My wife stills denies she did this on purpose, but I don't know, seems kid of suspicious.