Bright Suns!
I don't think any of us are saying we
don't want engaged and informed CM's using cutesy phrases and themed greetings as they ring up our order, or slide our Instagrammable cheeseburger across the counter, or load us into the ride vehicle.
But we've all seen in practice that CM performance in Anaheim is mediocre at best, even after a park-changing Billion dollar expansion and massive corporate push like Star Wars Land that will probably never be repeated in our lifetimes.
So when those same Burbank execs like Mr. Chapek belch forth the same corporate drivel that just like in Star Wars Land in 2019 the Marvel Land CM's in 2020 will be
"engaged!" and
"immersed!" in their
"stories!" as they sell plastic crap from China and flip Instagrammable cheeseburgers and load us into ride vehicles and tell us to pull on the yellow tab for the 300th time that hour, you'll have to excuse us if we are more than a tad skeptical.
Mr. Chapek seems to enjoy saving a few bucks by making the $15 an hour shop clerks and ride operators and burger flippers do all the work instead of hiring $30 an hour actors and musicians and stuntmen. This latest corporate press release on how
IMMERSIVE! the low paid CM's in Marvel Land will be just makes most people roll their eyes after we all saw how Star Wars Land turned out in 2019.