We found the piece rather amusing. After all it was an opinion piece which was almost certainly exaggerated to some extent.
Whether he did any planning or not, being at WDW for the first time, with two teenagers, for only three days during Spring break does not give a very realistic view of what WDW really has to offer. He will probably never go back. At least not until he has grandchildren.
Kennywood is a nice regional amusement park which has been there for a long time. There are bigger parks in PA that have more coasters and one smaller park which has a nationally ranked coaster.
A final observation. It is a fact of life that the more expensive the hotel or resort, or the more popular the resort area, the less likely they are to have free breakfasts. That is unless you pay extra for some type of package plan. Hampton Inns, which cost less than a moderate Disney hotel, always include a breakfast buffet with both hot and cold items.