Who Should Narrate New Spaceship Earth?

[Mmoore29]

I know that COVID made the revamp drop down as not a priority anymore, but how long do you think it will be before they decide to begin implementing it? Would they want to do it for WDW's 50th, or Epcot's 40th?

 

[ToTBellHop]

I think Olivia Rodrigo.

 

[PB Watermelon]

Tom Waits.

 

[James Alucobond]

I know that COVID made the revamp drop down as not a priority anymore, but how long do you think it will be before they decide to begin implementing it? Would they want to do it for WDW's 50th, or Epcot's 40th?

I thought according to the originally projected downtime that there was no way they could make either celebration at this point.

 

[J4546]

id be down with obama cause i like his speaking voice, but obviously current hyper partisanship/tribalism would never allow it

 

[HauntedMansion513]

Denzel Washington?

 

[PB Watermelon]

Here's a random sandbox thought...they could use a different voice actor for each show scene appropriate to the culture presented. Or is that too "World Showcase" for what used to be the "Future World" of the park?

 

[Disney Dead Head]

Christian Bale in the Voice of BATMAN

 

[PirateFrank]

I know it's been mentioned before but......Samuel L. Jackson.

On one particular trip through SSE, as we were coming up on the relevant scene, I overheard someone in front of us do a pretty damn good impression of Mr Jackson and yell out "Thank the Phoenicians,

Everyone on the ride broke into hearty laughter. I mean, it was totally inappropriate and anyone with a small child was probably seriously PO'ed. But I'll remember that trip on SSE forever!

 

[TikibirdLand]

I know it's been mentioned before but......Samuel L. Jackson.

On one particular trip through SSE, as we were coming up on the relevant scene, I overheard someone in front of us do a pretty damn good impression of Mr Jackson and yell out "Thank the Phoenicians,

Everyone on the ride broke into hearty laughter. I mean, it was totally inappropriate and anyone with a small child was probably seriously PO'ed. But I'll remember that trip on SSE forever!

Good choice, when you get to the gift shop, he can yell, "What's in Your Wallet?" "Give it to the Cashier"

 

[The Great Gonzo]

I know it's been mentioned before but......Samuel L. Jackson.

On one particular trip through SSE, as we were coming up on the relevant scene, I overheard someone in front of us do a pretty damn good impression of Mr Jackson and yell out "Thank the Phoenicians,

Everyone on the ride broke into hearty laughter. I mean, it was totally inappropriate and anyone with a small child was probably seriously PO'ed. But I'll remember that trip on SSE forever!

If you're getting Sammy, he has to be allowed to drop an M.F. every once in a while. He sometimes uses it as a period in his sentences.

 

[Stevek]

This guy

 

[Casper Gutman]

The world of 2021 really deserves the dulcet tones of Werner Herzog.

 

[PB Watermelon]

This guy

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Could be worse, could be Kenny.

 

[Captain Barbossa]

Could be worse, could be Kenny.

Kenny wouldn’t last long.....

 

[PB Watermelon]

Kenny wouldn’t last long.....

Death by Cave Painting. And then run over and cut in half by the Spaceship Earth OmniMover.

 

[TikibirdLand]

Death by Cave Painting. And then run over and cut in half by the Spaceship Earth OmniMover.

Now, that would make for an exciting ride on SSE. Where's MUST-DO Disney Stacy when you need her?!

 

[DisneyGentlemanV2.0]

I know that COVID made the revamp drop down as not a priority anymore, but how long do you think it will be before they decide to begin implementing it? Would they want to do it for WDW's 50th, or Epcot's 40th?

"not a priority" translates into "losing money". When the latter turns around, so will the former.

 

[PrinceCharming617]

Me, I maybe a little, tiny bit biased though.