Where in the World Isn't Bob Saget?

[Lucky]

*runs away screaming*

 

[Wrangler-Rick]

Since when did David Bowie have cancer?!

They said he'd been fighting it for 18 months...

 

[Wrangler-Rick]

And I still feel great about choosing The Big Bang Theory instead.

If I hadn't seen those episodes three times already, I'd have been there too....

 

[Nemo14]

*faints*

 

[PUSH]

I bought my first ever lottery ticket today. $10 worth of Powerball! I'm bound to win. I already have plans for my mansion.

 

[unkadug]

I bought my first ever lottery ticket today. $10 worth of Powerball! I'm bound to win. I already have plans for my mansion.

Do you need a new Canadian best friend?

 

[PUSH]

Do you need a new Canadian best friend?

You mean other than Jim Carrey?

 

[unkadug]

You mean other than Jim Carrey?

Is Jim Carey your current best friend? Funny , you never mentioned that before!

 

[unkadug]

Who's going to watch the national championship game tonight?

 

[PUSH]

Is Jim Carey your current best friend? Funny , you never mentioned that before!

Him and Dolly Parton.

 

[unkadug]

Him and Dolly Parton.

Well that's three friends right there.

 

[PUSH]

Vontaze Burfict has been suspended for the first 3 games of the 2016 season without pay for repeated violations of player safety.

 

[NYwdwfan]

I bought my first ever lottery ticket today. $10 worth of Powerball! I'm bound to win. I already have plans for my mansion.

My mother in law had 4 numbers. I couldn't get a straight answer out of her if one of them was a powerball number or not. I think it's either $7 or $100 - she's going to go to 7-11 in the morning to find out. At $100 I'm guessing no Canadians want to be her new best friend.

 

[JenniferS]

I bought my first ever lottery ticket today. $10 worth of Powerball! I'm bound to win. I already have plans for my mansion.

Do you need a decorator? My fees are expensive, but you can pay me in Cananadian funds.

 

[JenniferS]

Do you need a new Canadian best friend?

Dude - not cool.

 

[unkadug]

My mother in law had 4 numbers. I couldn't get a straight answer out of her if one of them was a powerball number or not. I think it's either $7 or $100 - she's going to go to 7-11 in the morning to find out. At $100 I'm guessing no Canadians want to be her new best friend.

I would have taken either win on my poor ticket.

 

[PUSH]

Do you need a decorator? My fees are expensive, but you can pay me in Cananadian funds.

I'd pay you by building you a home theater that plays only Titanic.

 

[JenniferS]

I'd pay you by building you a home theater that plays only Titanic.

Deal!

 

[PUSH]

Today at work people were buying lottery tickets like crazy. It's about the only thing people came in the store for.

 

[unkadug]

Dude - not cool.

Sorry Jennifer....I thought it was funny to beat you to the punch line.