Where in the World Isn't Bob Saget?

meyeet

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An elderly couple were walking about the streets of their home, Moscow. They each feel drops of moisture on their faces. The man says that it is snowing, but his wife is convinced that it's raining. Finally, they see General Rudolph walking by, and the woman calls him over to settle the dispute. The general says it's definitely rain. The man doesn't believe him. Sighing, his wife tells him, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
 

Lucky

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meyeet

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A group of friars lived in a monastery. As with many monasteries, the friars found it necessary to run a small business to support themselves. They ran a floral shop. One day one of the friars brought in an exquisite find: a Venus fly trap. It was such a cute thing, they couldn't bear to sell it, so they just kept it on display. But after a while, it grew so big that flies were no longer enough to satisfy it. It ate cockroaches, but it kept growing. It ate mice, but it still kept growing. It ate chipmunks, squirrels, cats, then raccoons and dogs and ponies. Finally the villagers got wise to this and attempted to put a stop to it. But try as they might, no one could. One way or another, the friars outsmarted the townsfolk and raided their farms of large animals. Finally the villagers pooled their money and hired a professional named Hugh to come in and capture the friars. Hugh stormed the monastery, destroyed the fly trap, captured the friars, and turned them over to the police. The moral of this story is: Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
 

NYwdwfan

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20,000 in less than 4 years is a lot. That's an average of about 14 per day. I've averaged less than 3 per day.

You must have had some pretty quiet years in the beginning - we have roughly the same number of posts and I joined 5 years after you.
 

meyeet

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Last one for the day:

A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. Soon the manager came out and asked them to disperse. "But why," one asked.

"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
 

NYwdwfan

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Anyone have a humidifier they like? I need to either buy a filter for my old one ($30) or just buy a new filterless one (roughly $50). I'm opting towards option B. Consumer reports liked them all about the same so was just curious if anyone has one they particularly like otherwise I'm just going to go to Target and do eeny-meeny-miney-moe. My son gets nosebleeds when the heat turns on (the doctor confirmed it's just the heat) so I pretty much need one ASAP.
 

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