Where in the World Isn't Bob Saget?

[Goofyernmost]

I have a body lotion that smells wondrous in the bottle but makes me smell like a cheap unsavory type of woman.

After all my years I am yet to differentiate between what a cheap unsavory woman smells like and that of a regular person. Was I too sheltered or too pure? That is the question.

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Would anyone that is tempted to make a comment that is less then flattering about me (yes, that means you @JenniferS) please refrain. If nothing else I am a highly sensitive person and I get bruised very easily.

 

[Goofyernmost]

Am I the only one who thinks this is just wrong, on so many levels?

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This was not a one-off, either, as there were multiple shelves of them:
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No. Just, no!

Teenage Pumpkins?

 

[Goofyernmost]

I'll make you a deal - I'll point out your inside out shirt, and you let me know about the lettuce stuck in my teeth.

I'll take the job of letting you know when you have pieces of Tomato stuck in your teeth!

 

[Lucky]

I have a body lotion that smells wondrous in the bottle but makes me smell like a cheap unsavory type of woman.

You mean this?

 

[NYwdwfan]

You mean this?
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Without having smelled (smelt?) that I can say - yes - it's probably something like that.

 

[JenniferS]

After all my years I am yet to differentiate between what a cheap unsavory woman smells like and that of a regular person. Was I too sheltered or too pure? That is the question.

Spoiler

Would anyone that is tempted to make a comment that is less then flattering about me (yes, that means you @JenniferS) please refrain. If nothing else I am a highly sensitive person and I get bruised very easily.

You get bruised very easily?
Not on M:S, from the sounds of it.

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Not the comment you were suspecting! Ha!

 

[JenniferS]

I'll take the job of letting you know when you have pieces of Tomato stuck in your teeth!

Well, that's not likely to be a full time job, is it?!

 

[Wrangler-Rick]

Everyone loves tomatoes!

 

[JenniferS]

Not sure if you're a horror film fan, but every time I hear this phrase it makes me think of "Carrie".

That's a film I've actually seen. Regrettably.
Scared the wits out of me.

 

[JenniferS]

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Everyone loves tomatoes!

No.


@JenniferS HATES tomatoes.
(Raw ones, anyway.)

 

[JenniferS]

You mean this?
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I was shocked to see Britney's name on that.
The packaging is tacky and cheesy enough to be from the 70's.

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No offence, @Eric1955 .

 

[acishere]

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Everyone loves tomatoes!

That's not a tomato. The farmer was sick of the mooing and gagged his cow.

 

[Wrangler-Rick]

 

[Goofyernmost]

Well, that's not likely to be a full time job, is it?!

Well, I am retired so I'm not looking to be busy all day.

 

[JenniferS]

My brother bought a drone to start doing wedding videography (among other things), but sadly, he crashed it in June, thereby missing a big chunk of wedding season.

Anyway, because he lived in two or three different places after his marriage/relationship ended two years ago, he uses my address for everything.

His repaired drone came back today, and I thought y'all might like to see it.





And of course ....

 

[JenniferS]

Hubby is working on a deal with a really difficult client. He's called me twice, and keeps texting me to clarify a few things.

 

[Goofyernmost]

You get bruised very easily?
Not on M:S, from the sounds of it.

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Not the comment you were suspecting! Ha!

So you've been wandering off into the "forbidden" threads have you?

 

[JenniferS]

So you've been wandering off into the "forbidden" threads have you?

Quite a bit, actually.

Like you, I have a lot of time on my hands.

 

[JenniferS]

I've never heard of more than half of these:

 

[Nemo14]

I've never heard of more than half of these:

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Just drop off the key,Lee...