Where in the World Isn't Bob Saget?

[JenniferS]

you don't like watermelon?

Picture it ... April, 1990.
JenniferS had a nice healthy breakfast. Whole wheat toast, two slices of bacon, coffee, and plenty of fresh watermelon. Then she stepped onto a 44' yacht and proceeded to sail from St. Vincent to Becquia. The Caribbean Ocean was rough that day, and watermelon (much like corn) comes back up pretty much the same as going down.

For four hours straight.

Our Captain hailed another Captain in the middle of the Ocean and somebody on that ship had some kind of medication. Don't know what it was, but it knocked me out cold for the four trip home.

I haven't eaten watermelon, or anything watermelon flavoured since. At least I'm willing to eat cooked or processed tomatoes - soup, ketchup, spaghetti sauce - but I am never eating anything watermelon again in my life. Ergo, tomatoes > watermelon.

 

[trr1]

Picture it ... April, 1990.
JenniferS had a nice healthy breakfast. Whole wheat toast, two slices of bacon, coffee, and plenty of fresh watermelon. Then she stepped onto a 44' yacht and proceeded to sail from St. Vincent to Becquia. The Caribbean Ocean was rough that day, and watermelon (much like corn) comes back up pretty much the same as going down.

For four hours straight.

Our Captain hailed another Captain in the middle of the Ocean and somebody on that ship had some kind of medication. Don't know what it was, but it knocked me out cold for the four trip home.

I haven't eaten watermelon, or anything watermelon flavoured since. At least I'm willing to eat cooked or processed tomatoes - soup, ketchup, spaghetti sauce - but I am never eating anything watermelon again in my life. Ergo, tomatoes > watermelon.

it wasn't the watermelons fault it was the whole wheat toast and coffee

 

[JenniferS]

it wasn't the watermelons fault it was the whole wheat toast and coffee

Yes, I hold the bacon blameless too.

I will forego the graphic details, but trust me, it was the watermelon that clung to me. The toast and coffee stayed in the ocean where they belonged.

 

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Yes, I hold the bacon blameless too.

I will forego the graphic details, but trust me, it was the watermelon that clung to me. The toast and coffee stayed in the ocean where they belonged.

It's because you had whole wheat toast instead of white.

 

[JenniferS]

It's because you had whole wheat toast instead of white.

I think only fresh baked banana bread and whole wheat were available.

I've told you guys about this vacation - it was the same private island where the cast stayed during filming of PoC 2 and 3. Much of the filming took place in nearby Becquia.

I still say Johnny Depp and I may have slept in the same bed. Fifteen years apart.

 

[PUSH]

I think only fresh baked banana bread and whole wheat were available.

I've told you guys about this vacation - it was the same private island where the cast stayed during filming of PoC 2 and 3. Much of the filming took place in nearby Becquia.

I still say Johnny Depp and I may have slept in the same bed. Fifteen years apart.

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Didn't know you were so into Johnny Depp. I mean, his boat sunk, too, but he was right near the shore. And in much warmer waters, I might add.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

I thought the same thing.

 

[JenniferS]

Didn't know you were so into Johnny Depp. I mean, his boat sunk, too, but he was right near the shore. And in much warmer waters, I might add.

Here's the funny thing, I'm not really into Depp or DiCaprio per se, so much as their characters Jack Sparrow and Jack Dawson.

Maybe I have a thing for Jacks.

 

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Here's the funny thing, I'm not really into Depp or DiCaprio per se, so much as their characters Jack Sparrow and Jack Dawson.

Maybe I have a thing for Jacks.

Jack Skellington is pretty irresistible.

 

[trr1]

Here's the funny thing, I'm not really into Depp or DiCaprio per se, so much as their characters Jack Sparrow and Jack Dawson.

Maybe I have a thing for Jacks.

oh a Jack for all trades

 

[JenniferS]

oh a Jack for all trades

I have CAA and a pretty face ... I have never changed my own tire in my life.

And by pretty face, I mean a cell phone. So I can call CAA.

 

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I thought that's why we have children do do all those menial tasks

 

[JenniferS]

I thought that's why we have children do do all those menial tasks

Have I not mentioned mine?

Useless and Uselesser.

 

[JenniferS]

Actually, in all fairness, Ski did install my new faucets.

 

[trr1]

Have I not mentioned mine?

Useless and Uselesser.

but you still love them no matter what

 

[JenniferS]

but you still love them no matter what

Of course; more than life itself. They're my babies.

 

[PUSH]

Have I not mentioned mine?

Useless and Uselesser.

I'd be useless when it comes to any kind of car task.

 

[JenniferS]

I'd be useless when it comes to any kind of car task.

Ski is handy. Son #1 needed his uber girly-girl Mommy to show him how to use a tire pressure gauge.

 

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Ski is handy. Son #1 needed his uber girly-girl Mommy to show him how to use a tire pressure gauge.

I am Son #1. A few years back one of my coworker friends and I were going to grab some type of wrench to take apart a patio set for a customer, and we didn't know if what we found was the right tool. So we had to ask our other female coworker who was working at the service desk. It probably took us 10 minutes to find the tool because we didn't know what we needed. The customer was probably upset.

 

[JenniferS]

I am Son #1. A few years back one of my coworker friends and I were going to grab some type of wrench to take apart a patio set for a customer, and we didn't know if what we found was the right tool. So we had to ask our other female coworker who was working at the service desk. It probably took us 10 minutes to find the tool because we didn't know what we needed. The customer was probably upset.