Where in the world is Darth Tater?

[MOXOMUMD]

Bad news...Hooter ate the map. Last time I bring him along.

Thankfully I have a spare

Hooter! (......achoo! Ew gross.)

 

[StarWarsGirl]

We're attacking the Death Star TODAY!

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Red Seven, standing by.
Red Three, standing by.
Red Eleven, standing by.
Red Two, standing by.
Red Five, standing by.

 

[StarWarsGirl]

Lock into your attack positions

 

[StarWarsGirl]

I do not sense the presence of @Darth Tater , but we should still blow this thing

 

[acishere]

The Falcon is standing by... *clicks horn button to figure out what row its parked in*

 

[MOXOMUMD]

May the Force be with us.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

A little green guy told me, Find @Darth Tater soon I hope you do.

 

[acishere]

Is it destroyed? Am I too late?!

 

[StarWarsGirl]

No, not yet! I've lost R2 though and there's a guy in a tye fighter behind me. If you could shoot him, I'll blow this thing and we'll go home!

 

[acishere]

*Blows up fighter*

 

[StarWarsGirl]

Thanks.

*blows Death Star*

 

[acishere]

Ok now where is Tater? We may have just fried him.

 

[StarWarsGirl]

Ok now where is Tater? We may have just fried him.

He wasn't on that thing when it blew. I can feel it. Let's go to Naboo and see if he's there. He always seemed fond of that planet

 

[acishere]

He wasn't on that thing when it blew. I can feel it. Let's go to Naboo and see if he's there. He always seemed fond of that planet

He enjoyed its lack of sand. Plus now that all the Gungans are dead the planet is really a great place to live.

 

[StarWarsGirl]

He enjoyed its lack of sand. Plus now that all the Gungans are dead the planet is really a great place to live.

Wait, who killed the Gunguns, and when did this happen? I went on a Star Tours flight about three weeks ago and they were still there!

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Me too. We almost ran into JarJar.

 

[acishere]

Wait, who killed the Gunguns, and when did this happen? I went on a Star Tours flight about three weeks ago and they were still there!

Comic Con turned on them after Lucas sold them off to Disney.

 

[StarWarsGirl]

Comic Con turned on them after Lucas sold them off to Disney.

Yes, I just read that there was one survivor. His name is JarJar Binks

 

[acishere]

Yes, I just read that there was one survivor. His name is JarJar Binks

Yes thank the force he is okay. Hey look over there is that @Darth Tater?!
*Shoots Jar Jar*
False alarm it was just a bird. Oh no! Now where did Jar Jar go?!