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Where in the world is Darth Tater?
- Thread starter StarWarsGirl
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acishere
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I'm ok. Everything is ok. How are you?
Tater has been frozen in carbonite. He tried to stiff Lando 20 million in a supply deal. So Lando hired Boba Sagett to hide Tater until Emperor Meg pays. Instead of giving Sagett a cut he offered him me. I co-signed a loan my girlfriend took out with Jabba and she couldn't pay. Now they have taken her on as a slave and put a bounty on me for the cash. Sagett sent me to Tatooine with another bounty hunter. I managed to break look of my cuffs and take him out, but we crashed somewhere in the desert.
Can you recover the Falcon from Lando and help me defeat Jabba? If anyone knows where Sagett is its him.
MOXOMUMD
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I had gone to the Dagobah system to seek guidance. I knew that @Darth Tater would not be there. The moisture would cause him to grow extra eyes. For his mission I know that Mrs. @Darth Tater packed his angry eyes....and an extra pair of shoes.....some cheese puffs....a golf ball......a key.....a plastic steak....a rubber ducky....a yoyo....a bouncy ball......plastic teeth.... some crayons....blue play dough....a dime....and monkey chow for the monkeys.
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I will try. This is a very dangerous mission, but we must save Tater!
MOXOMUMD
Well-Known Member
I did find a little green guy and he spoke funny. He asked me why are there so many songs about rainbows and said someday we'll find the rainbow connection. After the first verse I asked Kermit if he had seen Yoda or not. He tried to pull that "This is not the green guy you are looking for. Move along. Move along. " crap on me. Silly amphibian. Jedi mind tricks don't work on other Jedis. 
The only thing I learned here is frog legs are delicious with hot sauce.
The only thing I learned here is frog legs are delicious with hot sauce.
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I did find a little green guy and he spoke funny. He asked me why are there so many songs about rainbows and said someday we'll find the rainbow connection. After the first verse I asked Kermit if he had seen Yoda or not. He tried to pull that "This is not the green guy you are looking for. Move along. Move along. " crap on me. Silly amphibian. Jedi mind tricks don't work on other Jedis.
So where is Yoda?
acishere
Well-Known Member
I've disguised myself as the bounty hunter and dumped the real one in a sarlac pit. I'm going to activate the ship's OnStar and get a tow to Mos Eisley.
The Cloud City guards made me leave the keys in the Falcon, but activated the security code. Just enter the pin and fly away before Lando can figure it out.
MOXOMUMD
Well-Known Member
After much swamp searching I found Yoda. He was trying to take my alligator jambalaya all the while going "mine!mine!mine!" He told me in carbonite, @Darth Tater is. Last long frozen, potatoes do. He told me find @acishere , @StarWarsGirl95 must. He also told me @Darth Tater missing, @PUSH fault it is. Blame Emperor Meg, he admits to. And angered Emperor Meg's father, Poopantine, @Megalodumb has. BMs a lot, he does. Lastly Yoda told me save the narwhals with @Zweiland , you will. I'm not sure how this works into our quest to find @Darth Tater but it sounded like a Muppets skit, "Narwhals in Space". Yoda is 900 years old so maybe his mind is playing jedi tricks on him. He was singing that damn rainbow connection song. Which reminds me. Jump to hyperspace after eating frog legs, do not make. (BURP!
) The most important fact Yoda did tell me was, seeking shelter in a shack, @Bob Saget Fett is.
) The most important fact Yoda did tell me was, seeking shelter in a shack, @Bob Saget Fett is.
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acishere
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I think Yoda is drinking againAfter much swamp searching I found Yoda. He was trying to take my alligator jambalaya all the while going "mine!mine!mine!" He told me in carbonite, @Darth Tater is. Last long frozen, potatoes do. He told me find @acishere , @StarWarsGirl95 must. He also told me @Darth Tater missing, @PUSH fault it is. Blame Emperor Meg, he admits. And angered Emperor Meg's father, Poopantine, @Megalodumb has. BMs a lot, he does. Lastly Yoda told me save the narwhals with @Zweiland , you will. I'm not sure how this works into our quest to find @Darth Tater but it sounded like a Muppets skit, "Narwhals in Space". Yoda is 900 years old so maybe his mind is playing jedi tricks on him. He was singing that damn rainbow connection song. Which reminds me. Jump to hyperspace after eating frog legs, do not make. (BURP!
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It is always @PUSH 's fault. Instead of I Blame Meg, it should be I blame @PUSHAfter much swamp searching I found Yoda. He was trying to take my alligator jambalaya all the while going "mine!mine!mine!" He told me in carbonite, @Darth Tater is. Last long frozen, potatoes do. He told me find @acishere , @StarWarsGirl95 must. He also told me @Darth Tater missing, @PUSH fault it is. Blame Emperor Meg, he admits. And angered Emperor Meg's father, Poopantine, @Megalodumb has. BMs a lot, he does. Lastly Yoda told me save the narwhals with @Zweiland , you will. I'm not sure how this works into our quest to find @Darth Tater but it sounded like a Muppets skit, "Narwhals in Space". Yoda is 900 years old so maybe his mind is playing jedi tricks on him. He was singing that damn rainbow connection song. Which reminds me. Jump to hyperspace after eating frog legs, do not make. (BURP!
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I'm on the Falcon, but the hyperdrive has been deactivated. And I have no idea where R2 went
acishere
Well-Known Member
On the far left there is a button that says DO NOT PRESS, press it.
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*presses button* OWW!!! *mild zapping sound* argh, urgh, oof,
That...had...better...work
I said bottom.) Poopatine must have been aboard. Push the button next to that.
acishere
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Now shift it into 2nd gear, rev it a little, and then punch it.
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I am perfectly aware of how to fly a star ship, but this set up you have here is quite convoluted
MOXOMUMD
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My midichlorians are weary. I have sought refuge on the stormy planet of Kamino and accepted an offer to get out of the rain from a fine-looking bounty hunter named Jango. 
He says his son's asleep so I can rest. I did notice in this place all the guys look Jango. (Like they're a bunch of clones.) I may stay an extra day. I mean @Darth Tater is hanging on the wall like the Mona Lisa and not going anywhere. 
He says his son's asleep so I can rest. I did notice in this place all the guys look Jango. (Like they're a bunch of clones.) I may stay an extra day. I mean @Darth Tater is hanging on the wall like the Mona Lisa and not going anywhere.
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Still! We must get the potato back ASAP.My midichlorians are weary. I have sought refuge on the stormy planet of Kamino and accepted an offer to get out of the rain from a fine-looking bounty hunter named Jango.
Also, this bucket of bolts is never going to get me anywhere.