Originally posted by mktiggerman
Merlin,
have you been to DCA?
all I will ever ask you is for constructive criticism, and nothing more. If you're gonna say something stinks, and why it stinks, the please... if you're not gonna say anything good, then offer a suggestion on how to improve it. Disney does in fact read these boards, and any little hint you could drop would perhaps help them get a clue.
LOL! Yes, I've been there more times than I care to admit (which means that I'm more than qualified to criticize it, but it also means I've been suckered into giving the park way too many chances to redeem itself).
So how would I suggest improving DCA? Hmmmm.... Well, my suggestions would probably be considered impractical by any Disney execs who might happen to read this post, but since you asked, here's what I would suggest:
First, completely revamp Paradise Pier. I have not issue with the "beach culture" theme and I would keep California Screamin', but get rid of the midway and all the amusement rides. Put in some sort of virtual reality surfing attraction and fill the area with the "streetmosphere" concept (i.e. Have performers similar to what you would see at Venice Beach, only keep it family friendly). Put in some sort of elaborate sand-castle concept (perhaps a mini golf course or a kids' play area). Put in a beach-themed sit down restaurant (call it the Cliff House) and also an informal fast-food place that would be similar to what you see at places like Venice Beach and Mission Beach in San Diego.
Second, re-do Soarin'. It is the best attraction concept in the park, but the "show" quality is more like an Iwerks ride than a Disney attraction. Have better transitions from one scene to the next and make it more immersive (i.e. more scents, temperature differences, etc).
Third, spice up the main entrance. I realize they're trying to make it look like a California postcard, but most people don't get that. Something more dramatic like you're walking past Half Dome or through a redwood tree or something. Or keep the Golden Gate Bridge, but for heaven's sake make it at least look like a scaled down version of the actual thing. I laugh every time I look at this one. Proportionately, it looks nothing like the real Golden Gate. It is embarassing.
Fourth, get rid of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. It's not like it is a great attraction anyway and as I've stated many times now (with still no rebuttal from anyone), it has NOTHING to do with California. On that same note, get rid of Flik's Fun Fair for the same reason. I'm sure it will be a really cute area, but it is not a California theme.
Fifth, keep Electrical Parade, but make all the floats California landmarks.
Sixth, put in a section (complete with one or two major attractions) that celebrate the California desert. One of the attractions could be similar to the old Mine Train Thru Nature's Wonderland, only it could go through hot springs, Death Valley and a ghost town. It could be heavy on animatronics and other special effects (how about a mirage that appears and disappears?).
Seventh, demonstrate there is soooooo much more to Hollywood than animated characters, Muppets and ABC Soap Opera stars. If they were going to duplicate something from MGM, an updated version of the Great Movie Ride would have been the most appropriate. And why not do something really cool like a film archive or something that preserves the dignity of our motion picture heritage? It could be something that is co-sponsored by AMPAAS or AFI perhaps.
Eighth, more "California Crazy" architecture in the buildings.
Ninth, a thrill ride that takes you deep down into a gold mine shaft.
Tenth, an attraction dedicated to our folklore and legends (i.e. Bigfoot)
Those are just a few for starters. If I think of more, I'll post them.