I hear all of the characters inside Spaceship Earth will be replaced with the newest generation audio-animatronics. Sponsorship will be taken over by MTV for the year and the attraction will be renamed MTV Presents a Def Spaceship Earth Party, Yo! It will cover the history of the network, with each former era's AA's dancing to a specific song. For example, the cavemen will be doing "Thriller," Leonardo will will doing "Da Butt," etc. It will all culminate at the top of the Earth, where AA's from all the eras will be dancing together under laser lights, three disco balls, and fiber-optic fireworks. The decent will be a cool-down, of sorts. Over 2000 audio-animatronic booties will be shaken in your face along the way, all in time to whatever the number one song is for the week. Narration for the attraction will be handled by Britney Spears, so take out your brains and get set for the greatest rehab in Epcot (EPCOT schmepcot!) history!
And if that weren't enough, not only will the wand stay, but they'll be draping a giant-sized pair of breast cones like Madonna used to wear over the entire structure!