What if Disney Started Pandering to Diehard Park Fans Rather Than General Audiences?

George Lucas on a Bench

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If someone handed me the keys to Disneyland as it currently sits, I would enact the following changes:

1. The removal of ALL Star Wars and Pixar IP from Tomorrowland, leading to a complete land overhaul
2. The cancellation of PatF re-skin of Splash
3. Revert POTC back to it's pre-Depp form (though I might keep one Capt Jack hidden as an Easter Egg)
4. Unlock GE from it's strict timeline and bring in a stronger OT presence
5. Reduce HMH's operations to be during Christmas only

I'll tackle DCA at a later time.

These are not bad ideas. I'm surprised they haven't De-Depped POTC after his scandal or whatever. Unfortunately, I figure they'll just change it again after they reboot the movie series with other characters and alter it further. The constant alterations to POTC and HM are baffling to me because I think most people would agree these are among the best rides they've done. Fans weren't clamoring for them to alter them, but Kim Irvine just couldn't resist.
 

Mac Tonight

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These are not bad ideas. I'm surprised they haven't De-Depped POTC after his scandal or whatever. Unfortunately, I figure they'll just change it again after they reboot the movie series with other characters and alter it further. The constant alterations to POTC and HM are baffling to me because I think most people would agree these are among the best rides they've done. Fans weren't clamoring for them to alter them, but Kim Irvine just couldn't resist.
Sadly, Kim Irvine probably gets a free pass to mess with HM all she wants because of her Mom's floating head. And her own, during HMH.

But you're right. You'd think that after over 50 years of popularity the attractions would have earned the right to be left alone...
 

Miru

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Original Poster
If someone handed me the keys to Disneyland as it currently sits, I would enact the following changes:

1. The removal of ALL Star Wars and Pixar IP from Tomorrowland, leading to a complete land overhaul
2. The cancellation of PatF re-skin of Splash
3. Revert POTC back to it's pre-Depp form (though I might keep one Capt Jack hidden as an Easter Egg)
4. Unlock GE from it's strict timeline and bring in a stronger OT presence
5. Reduce HMH's operations to be during Christmas only

I'll tackle DCA at a later time.
As a suggestion, maybe add Phantom Manor to replace HMH during the Halloween season?
 

Californian Elitist

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I like to call those “corporate shills”.
Yeah, absolutely. One of my previous bosses is exactly how I described. Definitely visits the parks more than I do and truly loves them. However she claimed that Pixar Pier was “fantastic” and I just can’t. She has similar opinions about other garbage offerings in the parks.

I have a friend who, on the way to the parks one day, said Disney should consider getting rid of some of the older attractions in the park, like Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln and Haunted Mansion. Took everything within me not to call her out of her name.
 

Brer Oswald

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Yeah, absolutely. One of my previous bosses is exactly how I described. Definitely visits the parks more than I do and truly loves them. However she claimed that Pixar Pier was “fantastic” and I just can’t. She has similar opinions about other garbage offerings in the parks.

I have a friend who, on the way to the parks one day, said Disney should consider getting rid of some of the older attractions in the park, like Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln and Haunted Mansion. Took everything within me not to call her out of her name.
I was partially joking when I made the original comment, but “Disney shills” really are a thing (some refer to them as “pixie dusters”, I think).

The question is, why? Why have we enabled this company to think so highly of themselves that they feel they’re beyond criticism?

Well, I’ve come up with three reasons:
1. They work for/want to work for the company, and want to be in their good graces. I can understand this.

2. They are interested in becoming an influencer, and want a media pass. You’d be surprised how often I see this one. I don’t think the media list is as large as these “shills” think.

3. They are just tired of the negativity that us “realists” spread regarding the parks, and try to combat this with an intense amount of the opposite reaction. They convince themselves that the negativity people are so wrong, that they become too optimistic about newer changes and announcements for the park. I can understand the irritation with the constant negativity, but there is such a thing as “toxic positivity”.

I hope for a little more humility in the company. It’s something they’ve never really succeeded in, but it would be much better for the consumers and the company as a whole. And I have an inkling of a feeling we’re going to reach that point...in about a decade or so.
 

CaptinEO

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Dont make something for "park fans". Make it for park goers, regular people that you can wow or inspire, whether it's the first or 500th time they've been to a themepark.

Usually the greatest ideas have the broadest appeal.
 

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