What Disney characters will never say

mharrington

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WALT DISNEY: I only hope that we never lose sight of one thing: that it was all started by some contractual nonsense that cheated me out of a sweet gig to draw a cartoon rabbit.

(Actually, that was based on someone's closing signature here. I forgot whose, though.)
 

ScorpionX

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WALT DISNEY: I only hope that we never lose sight of one thing: that it was all started by some contractual nonsense that cheated me out of a sweet gig to draw a cartoon rabbit.

(Actually, that was based on someone's closing signature here. I forgot whose, though.)

Here's a better version of that:

Walter Elias Disney; I only hope that we never lose sight of one thing, that it was all started by a pop star with fake hair.
 

mharrington

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GRANDMOTHER WILLOW:

Captain Smith and Pocahontas
Had a very mad affair.
When her daddy tried to kill him,
She said, "Daddy, oh, don't you dare,
He gives me fever.
With his kisses,
Fever when he holds me tight.
Fever!
I'm his misses.
Daddy, won't you treat him right?"
 

mharrington

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JUDGE DOOM: No Toon can resist the old "Red Robin" trick...

(Moments later, he raps on the wall with his cane to the "Red Robin" jingle)

JUDGE DOOM: Red... Robin...

(Suddenly, Roger Rabbit bursts out)

ROGER RABBIT: Yum!
 

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