What are your Top Ten Attractions that should be replaced at Disneyland Park?

[Th3 DUd3]

Thank God you people have no say in this. Why are so many Fantasyland dark rides on these lists?

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I was the same with the professor but mine vision sadly removes Mr. Toad.

 

[Mac Tonight]

in no particular order.

1. Star Wars Launch Bay
2. Toontown
3. Mickey and the Magical Map theatre
4. Autopia
5. Finding Nemo Subs
6. Millenium Falcon: Target Run
7. Fortune Red: The Fortune Teller
8. Haunted Mansion Holiday
9. Astro Orbitor
10. The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

 

[DrAlice]

Alternative thread title: "Disney Geek Cage Match: Let's Fight it Out"

My list is short:
1. Launch Bay - waste of a large space
2. Magic Eye Theater - While I liked EO when it first came out, I don't think it aged well. Other than EO, I don't feel there has been anything in there worth while since.

 

[DarkMetroid567]

Thank God you people have no say in this. Why are so many Fantasyland dark rides on these lists?

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A lot here don't realize that getting rid of the Fantasyland dark rides doesn't mean another attraction will replace them.

Take a look at every other single castle park; they'd just replaced with more merch.

Disneyland has something special with the sheer amount of dark ride concentration in Fantasyland, and I hope that never changes.

 

[Miru]

A lot here don't realize that getting rid of the Fantasyland dark rides doesn't mean another attraction will replace them.

Take a look at every other single castle park; they'd just replaced with more merch.

Disneyland has something special with the sheer amount of dark ride concentration in Fantasyland, and I hope that never changes.

This is why I targeted things like Flat rides instead. Can I also add shops and restaurants to my list?

 

[dlr74]

1. Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage
2. Star Wars Launch Bay
3. Autopia
4. Path of the Jedi
5. Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters
6. Astro Orbitor
7. Fantasyland Theater
8. Winnie the Pooh
9. Gadget’s Go Coaster
10. Tarzan’s Treehouse

If we were including DCA, I would definitely add:
Jumpin’ Jellyfish
Golden Zephyr
Goofy’s Sky School
Silly Symphony Swings
The Little Mermaid
Luigi’s Rollickin Roadsters
Monsters Inc.

and at least an improvement (not complete removal) of:
Mickey’s Philharmagic
Incredicoaster

 

[unmitigated disaster]

Number one would be Autopia.

Next would be the old Carousel of Progress building.

Next would be the Subs, though the seagulls intermittently saying "mine!Mine!Mine!" can stay.

Next would be Buzz Lightyear.

 

[EPCOTCenterLover]

Tear down and rebuild the Matterhorn. It hurts to ride it now. That's my Number One through Number Ten.

 

[George Lucas on a Bench]

1. Hollywood Pictures Backlot
2. Star Wars Galactic Outpost (?) in Tomorrowland
3. Incredibly Cheap Theming Coaster (keep the ride but actually theme it?)
4. Smuggler's Run original version
5. 3D theater and pizza restaurant in Tomorrowland

 

[Animaniac93-98]

They should get rid of DTD and replace it with a River Country style water park that has the same Northwest setting as Grizzly Peak and the Grand Californian.

 

[Miru]

1. Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage
2. Star Wars Launch Bay
3. Autopia
4. Path of the Jedi
5. Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters
6. Astro Orbitor
7. Fantasyland Theater
8. Winnie the Pooh
9. Gadget’s Go Coaster
10. Tarzan’s Treehouse

If we were including DCA, I would definitely add:
Jumpin’ Jellyfish
Golden Zephyr
Goofy’s Sky School
Silly Symphony Swings
The Little Mermaid
Luigi’s Rollickin Roadsters
Monsters Inc.

and at least an improvement (not complete removal) of:
Mickey’s Philharmagic
Incredicoaster

Good list, but I’d move Pooh to the “needs an improvement” category, along with TLM.

 

[TP2000]

Here is my list:

1) Autopia
2) Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage
3) Winnie the Pooh
4) Gadgets Go Coaster
5) Fantasyland Theater
6) Goofy’s Playhouse
7) Chip n Dale’s Treehouse
8) Magic Eye Theater
9) Pinocchio’s Daring Journey (only because it is the least popular
10) Star Wars Launch Bay

What are your Top 10 attractions that you think should close and be replaced?

What a fun topic idea! How did I miss this last week???

Here are mine, in no particular order with some justification noted...

1. Pinnochio's Daring Journey (Replaced with a newer movie like Beauty&Beast or Black Box changeable ride)
2. Tomorrowland 3D Theater (Just embarrassing in the 2020's)
3. Star Wars Launch Bay (Sell tickets to watch its implosion like an old Las Vegas hotel!)
4. Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters (Oldest and creakiest of the three shooting target rides in Anaheim)
5. Star Tours (Only if they upgrade Millennium Falcon: Target Run to have multiple destinations and a better story)
6. The Many Adventures of Winnie The Pooh (Send a plywood flat to Cynthia Harriss, burn the rest.)
7. Chip N Dales Treehouse (It's a stairway. Literally a stairway.)
8. Astro Orbiter (It's ugly and squat, replace it with nicer rockets up on an elevated platform)
9. Goofy's Playhouse (Replaced with the Tokyo interactive fun version)
10. Pirates Lair on Tom Sawyer Island (It's time to move on, go big on the Tom and Huck Americana story instead!)

That this YouTube video below exists proves to me many, many things about our current society. But it also proves that Disneyland has a few very dubious "attractions". You could not make this up if you tried!

 

[Curious Constance]

What a fun topic idea! How did I miss this last week???

Here are mine, in no particular order with some justification noted...

1. Pinnochio's Daring Journey (Replaced with a newer movie like Beauty&Beast or Black Box changeable ride)
2. Tomorrowland 3D Theater (Just embarrassing in the 2020's)
3. Star Wars Launch Bay (Sell tickets to watch its implosion like an old Las Vegas hotel!)
4. Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters (Oldest and creakiest of the three shooting target rides in Anaheim)
5. Star Tours (Only if they upgrade Millennium Falcon: Target Run to have multiple destinations and a better story)
6. The Many Adventures of Winnie The Pooh (Send a plywood flat to Cynthia Harriss, burn the rest.)
7. Chip N Dales Treehouse (It's a stairway. Literally a stairway.)
8. Astro Orbiter (It's ugly and squat, replace it with nicer rockets up on an elevated platform)
9. Goofy's Playhouse (Replaced with the Tokyo interactive fun version)
10. Pirates Lair on Tom Sawyer Island (It's time to move on, go big on the Tom and Huck Americana story instead!)

That this YouTube video below exists proves to me many, many things about our current society. But it also proves that Disneyland has a few very dubious "attractions". You could not make this up if you tried!

Did you subscribe, give the thumbs up, and comment below?!

 

[TP2000]

Did you subscribe, give the thumbs up, and comment below?!

Oops, I forgot.

But did you notice how they already turned off the comment feature? They obviously are smarter than they may look.

Seriously, that video is a gift! A beautiful, beautiful gift.

 

[Curious Constance]

Oops, I forgot.

But did you notice how they already turned off the comment feature? They obviously are smarter than they may look.

I wonder if they made a cent or two from our two views?

 

[TP2000]

I wonder if they made a cent or two from our two views?

Eyebrow threading isn't free, so let's hope so.

 

[truecoat]

I wonder if they made a cent or two from our two views?

They'd be lucky if they made a cent or two. I recently read that the song Happy by Pharrell was played 105 million times on Spotify. He made 6 grand and that's before Sony takes their cut.

 

[Phroobar]

1. Chip N Dales Treehouse (It's a stairway. Literally a stairway.)

Technically Tarzan's Treehouse is just a stairway too.

 

[TikiDisney]

1. Autopia
2. Subs
3. 3D Theater and Launch Bay
4. Fantasyland Theatre
5. Gadget Go Coaster
6. Toontown Houses
7. Tarzan Treehouse
8. Toad
9. Pinocchio
10. Golden Horseshoe

 

[Little Green Men]

It used to have a slide and ball pit