Weird Warning Labels

[ISTCrew20]

Just some weird warning labels I found in a book entitled "101 Dumb Warning Labels".....here are a couple:

--Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recomended that either be permitted to drink from toilet (Bowl Fresh toilet cleaner)
--May not work in all situations (Bear Mace)
--Caution:Romove shade before operating vehicle (Gila collapsible Window Shade)
--Do not look into laser with remaining good eye (UC Berkeley Molecular Imaging Center)
--For your safety: Do not let children play in washer (Amana Stainless Designer Series Washing Machine)
--Dont dangle the computer mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers (SGI Iris Indigo Workstation)
--If the plug does not fully in outlet, reverse the plug (Glade Plugins)
--These earplugs...May interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe (Mack's ear Seals)
--When using this product:Avoid alcoholic drinks, be careful when driving a motor vehicle or operating machinery (Equate childrens Allergy ellixir)
--Danger:Risk of cut (Black and Decker Hedge Hog 22 inch dual action hedge trimmer)


hehehehehe:lol:

 

[darthdarrel]

The one I find weird is on a tube of preperation H it says" DO NOT TAKE ORALLY" Now you know that they had to put this on the tube cause someone actually tried it! Here`s your sign!:lol:

 

[tigsmom]

What does this say about us? Did someone actually try any of these things that they had to put these on the label?

Had a frozen pizza the other night that told us that it needed to be cooked before consumption.

:hammer:

 

[RickEff]

Originally posted by tigsmom
Had a frozen pizza the other night that told us that it needed to be cooked before consumption.

:hammer:

Oh NOW you tell me!

 

[darthdarrel]

Originally posted by RickEff
Oh NOW you tell me!

:lol: :lol:

 

[guwag]

There's one good on the bottom of a Tesco (English Supermarket) Tiramisu dessert. It states "Do not turn upside down" :lol:

 

[Horizons1]

Do not use Nintendo Gamecube as a weapon of self defense.
Do not clean disks by putting them in dishwasher.
If your hands sweat perfusivley do not touch AC Adaptor.
Do not store things inside game console.-
From Gamecube instruction manual.:lol: