Weird Sponsors!!

[General Grizz]

For fun, try to think of weird sponsors to host attractions. I.e.:

CoP = Appliance Direct
Dreamflight = Mattress Barn

I am sure all of you are better than I am! Give it a go! This can include people, places, companies, anything!

 

[Castle Cake Apologist]

Space Mountain- Fed Ex
Country Bear Jamboree- Wonder Bread or Pepsi

oh, wait... never mind...

-Jake

 

[General Grizz]

Pepsi Cola, you mean. :animwink:

Frito-Lay...

Eh, not as weird as your avatar! (You know I won't get off the subject, right?? :animwink: )

 

[FanofDinsey1981]

here is one in bad taste.....

buzz lightyear.... NRA. *yikes*

Hall of Prezs----by all doctors treating sleeping disorders....

"Can't sleep?! Go to the HoP!"

I will try to think of more.....

 

[bearboysnc]

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Eh, not as weird as your avatar! (You know I won't get off the subject, right??)

Is that David Lee Roth?

At DL... in the early days... the Upjohn Pharmacy had a shop on Main Street. They even used to hand out DRUGS! (childrens aspirin)

 

[Castle Cake Apologist]

lol Dinsey! Glad to see you stayed after all. Great to see ya!

-Jake

 

[DMC-12]

Space ship earth: Titleist Performance Golf Balls

 

[DDPGambit]

Big Thunder Mountain - Big Boy restaurants
Muppet Vision 4-d - World Wrestling Entertainment (to see The Rock beat up on a muppet...what a dream LOL!)
Honey, I Shrunk the Audience - The company that makes a certain little blue pill with a V on it. Hehehe.

 

[DMC-12]

Ice Station Cool : Absolut Vodka!:slurp:

 

[FanofDinsey1981]

Originally posted by DisneyExpert
lol Dinsey! Glad to see you stayed after all. Great to see ya!

-Jake

I tried to get away, but I got SUCKED right back in.

thanks

 

[FanofDinsey1981]

Originally posted by DMC-12
Ice Station Cool : Absolut Vodka!:slurp:

*snort* that was too funny......

 

[FanofDinsey1981]

El rio de tiempo. the river of time..... Timex watches.

 

[Merlin]

Haunted Mansion ...sponsored by Remax Real Estate
American Adventure...sponsored by Sony
Wonders of Life...sponsored by Forest Lawn Mortuary
The Land...sponsored by Hobie Watercraft
Tower of Terror...sponsored by Motel 6
Great Movie Ride...sponsored by Orange County Library
Big Thunder Mt RR...sponsored by Amtrak
Monorail...sponsored by Ford Motor Co.
Tomorrowland Transit Authority...sponsored by General Motors
Mark Twain Steamboat...sponsored by Royal Caribbean Cruises
It's Tough to Be a Bug...sponsored by Black Flag
Kilamanjaro Safari...sponsored by Daisy Hunting Rifles
Test Track...sponsored by Yugo
It's a Small World...sponsored by Al Qaida
Mr. Toad's Wild Ride...sponsored by Mothers Against Drunk Driving
Honey I Shrunk the Audience...sponsored by Jenny Craig
Mexico Pavilion...sponsored by Pepto Bismol
Canada Pavilion...sponsored by 2002 Winter Olympics
Alien Encounter...sponsored by US Immigration Department
Dinosaur...sponsored by the anchors of 60 Minutes
Walt Spinning in His Grave...sponsored by Disney's Calif Adventure

 

[mcbates23]

Haunted Mansion brought to you by Hoover Vacuum

 

[Merlin]

Originally posted by mcbates23
Haunted Mansion brought to you by Hoover Vacuum

Actually, I think Hoover Vacuum should be the sponsor of Disney's California Adventure.

 

[FanofDinsey1981]

Originally posted by Merlin
Haunted Mansion ...sponsored by Remax Real Estate
American Adventure...sponsored by Sony
Wonders of Life...sponsored by Forest Lawn Mortuary
The Land...sponsored by Hobie Watercraft
Tower of Terror...sponsored by Motel 6
Great Movie Ride...sponsored by Orange County Library
Big Thunder Mt RR...sponsored by Amtrak
Monorail...sponsored by Ford Motor Co.
Tomorrowland Transit Authority...sponsored by General Motors
Mark Twain Steamboat...sponsored by Royal Caribbean Cruises
It's Tough to Be a Bug...sponsored by Black Flag
Kilamanjaro Safari...sponsored by Daisy Hunting Rifles
Test Track...sponsored by Yugo
It's a Small World...sponsored by Al Qaida
Mr. Toad's Wild Ride...sponsored by Mothers Against Drunk Driving
Honey I Shrunk the Audience...sponsored by Jenny Craig
Mexico Pavilion...sponsored by Pepto Bismol
Canada Pavilion...sponsored by 2002 Winter Olympics
Alien Encounter...sponsored by US Immigration Department
Dinosaur...sponsored by the anchors of 60 Minutes
Walt Spinning in His Grave...sponsored by Disney's Calif Adventure

wow. you put a lot of thought into this.....

Dinosaur is my personal favorite of your choices! ahahaha

 

[WDWspider]

Originally posted by DMC-12
Space ship earth: Titleist Performance Golf Balls

Titleist Golf Balls - Perfect!

How about

Buzz Lightyear - Bud light Beer
Amazing Adventures of Spider-man - Disney Co.:lol:
Dumbo - an Umbrella Co.

Arrggh - I'm worse than Grizz at this, some of the others are very funny though

 

[DMC-12]

Disney on Ice: Alcor Cryonics

 

[JLW11Hi]

The Making of Me, Sponsored by Trojan :lol:

 

[DMC-12]

American Adventure : Enron partnered with Arthur Andreson