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KentB3

Well-Known Member
The first Noël, the angel did say,
Was to certain poor shepherds in fields as they lay;
in fields where they lay keeping their sheep,

On a cold winter's night that was so deep,

Noël, Noël, Noël, Noël,
Born is the King of Israel.

They looked up and saw a star
Shining in the East, beyond them far;
And to the earth it gave great light,
And so it continued both day and night.


Noël, Noël, Noël, Noël,
Born is the King of Israel.


And by the light of that same star,
Three wise men came from country far;
To seek for a King was their intent,
And to follow the star wherever it went.


Noël, Noël, Noël, Noël,
Born is the King of Israel.


The star drew night to the northwest,
O'er Bethlehem it took its rest;
And there it did both stop and stay,
Right over the place where Jesus lay.


Noël, Noël, Noël, Noël,
Born is the King of Israel.


Then entered in those wise men three,

Full reverently entered upon their knee;
And offered there in His presence,

Their gold, and myrrh, and frankincense.

Noël, Noël, Noël, Noël,
Born is the King of Israel.
 

KentB3

Well-Known Member
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You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.


You're a bad banana
With a greasy
black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.


I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!


You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.


Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile!


You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.


The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk!"


You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy
purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.


Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.


You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.


You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce!
 

KentB3

Well-Known Member


Christmas time is here
Happiness and cheer
Fun for all that children call
Their favorite time of the year


Snowflakes in the air
Carols everywhere
Olden times and ancient rhymes
Of love and dreams to share


Sleigh bells in the air
Beauty everywhere
Yuletide by the fireside
And joyful memories there


Christmas time is here
We'll be drawing near
Oh that we could always see
Such spirit through the year


Sleigh bells in the air
Beauty everywhere
Yuletide by the fireside
And joyful memories there


Christmas time is here
We’ll be drawing near
Oh that we could always see
Such spirit through the year


Christmas time is here
 

KentB3

Well-Known Member

I don't want a lot for Christmas

There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree


I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you, yeah.


I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
And I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy
With a toy on Christmas Day


I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you
You, baby


Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for snow
And I'm just gonna keep on waiting
Underneath the mistletoe


I won't make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick
I won't even stay awake to
Hear those magic reindeer click


'Cause I just want you here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
What more can I do?
Baby, all I want for Christmas is you
You, baby


Oh, all the lights are shining
So brightly everywhere
And the sound of children's
Laughter fills the air


And everyone is singing
I hear those sleigh bells ringing
Santa, won't you bring me the one I really need?
Won't you please bring my baby to me?


Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just want to see my baby
Standing right outside my door


Oh, I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Baby, all I want for Christmas is you
You, baby


All I want for Christmas is you, baby
All I want for Christmas is you, baby
All I want for Christmas is you, baby
All I want for Christmas is you, baby
 

KentB3

Well-Known Member
The Best Christmas Of All
From Mickey's Magical Christmas
Snowed In at the House of Mouse



Cogworth:
Here we are
Warm and cozy by the fire's glow


Belle:
Singing songs
And stealing kisses
Under the mistletoe


Pumbaa:
We've finished our feast

Goofy:
Had the tastiest treats

Ariel:
But the spirit of Christmas
just isn't complete


Everyone:
Without true friends
And family
And the memories we recall
It's the love we share
That fills the air
And makes this
The best Christmas of all


Timon:
Something special underneath the tree

Cinderella's Mice:
We hope it fits you perfectly

Mickey:

I'm makin' a wish
On a sparkling light


Aladdin & Jasmine:
But that's not what makes this a magical night

Everyone:
It's our true friends and family
And the memories we recall
That we recall
It's the love we share
That fills the air
And makes this
The best Christmas of all


It's good friends and warm wishes
That makes this the best
It's the best
Christmas of all! :)
 

trr1

Well-Known Member
Mom made beans for dinner
You know I ate 'em all
She said come get your coat on, we're goin' to the mall
Gonna visit Santa and sit upon his knee
But all that I could think about was how not to cut the cheese


While waiting there for Santa, I thought that I'd explode
The gas bubble grew bigger with every "Ho, Ho, Ho"
Tried my best to hide it, thought I was doing swell
But when I sat down on Santa's lap, he hollered "What's that smell!"


Chorus: I farted on Santa's lap, now Christmas is gonna stink for me I farted on Santa's lap, now I'll get nothin' under my Christmas tree


I asked him for a baseball
I asked him for a bat
I asked him for some ice skates but I'll get none of that
I asked him for a lot of things I'll have to do without
'Cause when I sat on Santa's lap, I let one slip out


Chorus: I farted on Santa's lap, now Christmas is gonna stink for me I farted on Santa's lap, now I'll get nothin' under my Christmas tree

On Christmas Eve I snuck out of my bed without a sound
Went down to the living room just to take a look around
It was then that I saw Santa next to the Christmas tree
His arms were full of presents and they were all for me
He put them on a pile and got up to turn around
And blew a fart with such great force our tree almost came down
And so I'll always cherish that special moment when
I realized even old Saint Nick rips one now and then


I farted on Santa's lap and Christmas didn't stink for me

I farted on Santa's lap and Santa left one on my Christmas tree
 

KentB3

Well-Known Member
Maybe it's much too early in the game
Oh, but I thought I'd ask you just the same
What are you doing New Year's
New Year's eve?

Wonder whose arms will hold you good and tight
When it's exactly twelve o'clock that night
Welcoming in the New Year
New Year's eve
Maybe I'm crazy to suppose
I'd ever be the one you chose
Out of the thousand invitations
You received

Oh, but in case I stand one little chance
Here comes the jackpot question in advance
What are you doing New Year's
New Year's Eve?

Maybe I'm crazy to suppose
I'd ever be the one you chose
Out of the thousand invitations
You received

Oh, but in case I stand one little chance
Here comes the jackpot question in advance
What are you doing New Year's
New Year's Eve?
 

KentB3

Well-Known Member

Midnight,
and I'm a-waiting
on the twelve-oh-five
Hoping it'll take me
just a little farther down the line

Moonlight,
you're just a heartache in disguise;
Won't you keep my heart from breaking
if it's only for a very short time

Playing with the queen of hearts,
knowing it ain't really smart
The joker ain't the only fool
who'll do anything for you

Laying out another lie,
thinking 'bout a life of crime
That's what I'll have to do
to keep me away from you

Honey, you know it makes you mad
Why is everybody telling everybody
what you have done
Baby, I know it makes you sad
But when they're handing out the heartaches
you know you got to have you some

Playing with the queen of hearts,
knowing it ain't really smart
The joker ain't the only fool
who'll do anything for you

Laying out another lie,
thinking 'bout a life of crime
That's what I'll have to do
to keep me away from you

Lovers, I know you've had a few
But hide your heart beneath the covers
and tell 'em they're the only one
And others, they know just
what I'm going through
And it's a-hard to be a lover
when you say you're only in it for fun
Playing with the queen of hearts,
knowing it ain't really smart
The joker ain't the only fool
who'll do anything for you

Playing with the queen of hearts,
knowing it ain't really smart
The joker ain't the only fool
who'll do anything for you

Playing with the queen of hearts,
knowing it ain't really smart
The joker ain't the only fool
who'll do anything for you

Laying out another lie,
thinking 'bout a life of crime
That's what I'll have to do
to keep me away from you

Playing with the queen of hearts
Playing with the queen of hearts
Playing with the queen of hearts
Playing with the queen of hearts
 

KentB3

Well-Known Member
In memory of "Captain" Daryl Dragon (1942-2019)


Love
Love will keep us together
Think of me babe, whenever
Some sweet-talking girl comes along, singing her song
Don't mess around, you've just got to be strong, just stop
'Cause I really love you, stop
I'll be thinking of you
Look in my heart and let love keep us together


You
You belong to me now
Ain't gonna set you free now
When those girl start hanging around talking me down
Hear with your heart and you won't hear a sound, just stop (stop)
'Cause I really love you, stop (stop)
I'll be thinking of you
Look in my heart and let love keep us together


Whatever
Young and beautiful
But someday your looks will be gone
When the others turn you off
Who'll be turning you on?


I will, I will, I will
I will be there to share forever
Love will keep us together
I said it before and I'll say it again while others pretend
I need you now and I'll need you then, just stop (stop)
'Cause I really love you, stop (stop)
I'll be thinking of you
Look in my heart and let love keep us together


Whatever, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, whatever
I will, I will, I will, I will


You better stop
'Cause I really love you, stop (stop)
I'll be thinking of you
Look in my heart and let love keep us together
Whatever, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, whatever
I will, I will, I will, I will
 

KentB3

Well-Known Member

Whenever I call you friend
I begin to think I understand
Anything we are
You and I have always been ever and ever

I see myself within your eyes
And that's all I need to show me why
Everything I do, always takes me home to you
Ever and ever

Now I know my life has given me
More than memories
Day by day we can see
In every moment there's a reason to carry on

Sweet love showin' us a heavenly light
I've never seen such a beautiful sight
Sweet love flowin' almost every night
I know forever we'll be doin' it...right

Whenever I call you friend
I believe I've come to understand
Everywhere we are you and I were meant to be
Forever and ever

I think about the times to come
Knowin' I will be the lucky one
Ever our love will last
I always want to call you friend

Sweet love...sweet love
You're the glowing light in my life
The source of pride in my life
Everything I do takes me back to you

An' now I know my life has given me more than memories, day by day
We can see, in every moment there's a reason to carry on

Sweet love...sweet love
You're the glowing light in my life
The source of pride in my life
Everything I do takes me back to you

Sweet love...sweet love
You're the glowing light in my life
The source of pride in my life
Everything I do takes me back to you
doin' it, doin' it

Sweet love
Sweet love
You're the glowin' light in my life, source of pride in my life

Everything I do takes me back to you, whenever I call you friend
 

trr1

Well-Known Member
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"

Desmond has a barrow in the market place
Molly is the singer in a band
Desmond says to Molly "girl I like your face"
And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand

Ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on bra
La-la how the life goes on
Ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on bra
La-la how the life goes on

Desmond takes a trolley to the jeweller's stores
Buys a twenty carat golden ring (Golden ring?)
Takes it back to Molly waiting at the door
And as he gives it to her she begins to sing (Sing)

Ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on bra
La-la how the life goes on
Ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on bra
La-la how the life goes on, yeah (No)

In a couple of years they have built
A home sweet home
With a couple of kids running in the yard
Of Desmond and Molly Jones
(Ah ha ha ha ha ha)

Happy ever after in the market place
Desmond lets the children lend a hand (Arm! Leg!)
Molly stays at home and does her pretty face
And in the evening she still sings it with the band

Yes, ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on bra
La-la how the life goes on (Ha ha ha)
Hey, ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on bra
La-la how the life goes on

In a couple of years they have built
A home sweet home
With a couple of kids running in the yard
Of Desmond and Molly Jones
(Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha)

Yeah, happy ever after in the market place
Molly lets the children lend a hand (Foot!)
Desmond stays at home and does his pretty face
And in the evening she's a singer with the band

Yeah, ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on bra
La-la how the life goes on
Yeah, ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on bra
La-la how the life goes on

And if you want some fun
Take ob-la-di ob-la-da

(Thank you, uh, ha ha ha!)
 

trr1

Well-Known Member
Mamma Sang Bass

When I was kid in my home town
People would come from miles around
Just to get a job at the Pharmaceutical factory
Making strong medicines of all descriptions
Now every time I get a new prescription
It brings a dose of old memories back to me
Now daddy was a**igned to birth control pills
Breathing that air that was hormone filled
And mama made body building steroids all day long
And when Sundays came they sang in the choir
And even the angels had to admire
make the hair stand up when they sang a song
Mama sang bass, daddy sang tenor
You wouldn't think she had it in her
But her voice got deeper and deeper every week
Daddy sang tenor, mama sang bass
She had strength and he had grace
It's kind of like they traded places so to speak

Well the preacher said folks, I recognize your talents
But you see this choir 's out of balance
And the bass sounds better when it's coming from the other side
Well mama's patience never was the greatest
And daddy wouldn't think of sitting with the ladies
So the only thing to do was give their hormones a ride
Now the factory was a working on this DNA
that programs molecules in such a way
That anything wrong can sometimes be reversed
So they made um up a shot
put it in their veins
Waited all week till Sunday came
To see if that injection was a blessing or a curse

The media coverage was so intense
it made the OJ trial seem like a non event
The church was filled up to the brim
Just to hear that opening hymn
Then...... Mama sang.... bass.....
Daddy sang tenor..........
She got stronger
He got thinner
That's what you get
for trying to hard to please
Daddy sang tenor
Mama sang bass
He makes dinner
while she shaves her face
Now what else do you want to know
about the birds and the bees
You know I got a powerful urge to scratch and spit
I loveeee to watch baseball
baseball, well mama you used to love to knit
what happened to that?
knit! let's go to the wrestling matches
wrestling, let's arm wrestle
Oh no!
hey, you ait got any red man on ya do ya
red man!
I know, let's go cow tippin
Cow tippin!
listen ma, you just about wore ole bossy out
Quite, you might wake her up
Rock a-bye bossy
 

KentB3

Well-Known Member
In celebration of St. Patrick's Day:


Oh Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side;
The summer's gone, and all the roses falling,
'Tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide.
But come ye back when summer's in the meadow,
Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow,
'Tis I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow,
Oh Danny Boy, oh Danny Boy, I love you so!

But when ye come, and all the flowers are dying,
And I am dead, as dead I well may be,
Ye'll come and find the place where I am lying,
And kneel and say an Ave there for me.
And I shall hear, though soft you tread above me,
And all my grave will warmer, sweeter be,
For you will bend and tell me that you love me,

And I shall sleep in peace until you come to me!
 
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