Walt Disney World limericks

[FourFourSeven]

I saw this as a topic on an (unrelated topic) site, and it was very funny. So let's do it here:

Create a Walt Disney World-related limerick! Here are a couple to get us started:


"Mission: Space" has been unfurled!
I simply can't wait to have twirled!
What's been Imagineered?
Worse than has been feared
A clone of "it's a small world!"


The Studios of MGM
To draw youngsters in the PM
Made a change, quite gimmicky
Fantasmic, instead of Mickey
Stars a "character" named Eminiem!



Now get your creative juices going, and come up with one yourself!

 

[darthdarrel]

Originally posted by FourFourSeven
I saw this as a topic on an (unrelated topic) site, and it was very funny. So let's do it here:

Create a Walt Disney World-related limerick! Here are a couple to get us started:


"Mission: Space" has been unfurled!
I simply can't wait to have twirled!
What's been Imagineered?
Worse than has been feared
A clone of "it's a small world!"


The Studios of MGM
To draw youngsters in the PM
Made a change, quite gimmicky
Fantasmic, instead of Mickey
Stars a "character" named Eminiem!



Now get your creative juices going, and come up with one yourself!

gives FourFourSeven the EVIL EYE*

 

[SirNim]

Alucabond
It's What I'm Fond
Of, and Yet I See
Can My Eyes Believe?!
A Mouse Hand to Ruin the Fun

:hurl: :hurl: :hurl: That is bad. REAL bad.:dazzle: :veryconfu


:fork: <=== He made me write it!:lol:

 

[General Grizz]

There once was a bear named Ted
He had a brother named Fred
They played in a band,
Not the best, but not bland,
Until they got hit on the head.

There once was a ride that Walt liked.
The executives said, "Take a hike!"
So they closed it down,
And Walt felt a frown.
It could have been saved by Mike.

(We know who Mike is...)

 

[Maria]

Oh God.... guess who will not get the "Amateur Poet of the Year Award"! :lol:

The decision is hard to take! :lol:

:animwink: :animwink:

 

[General Grizz]

Steve is a Disney fan.
So he allowed us to start a clan
Of Disney lovers
Who would smother
Discussion boards without spam!

 

[SpongeScott]

There once was a mountain named Space,
My son and my daughter's fave place,
They would shoot for the stars
As they rode in their cars
And leave with a smile on their face.

 

[SirNim]

There once was a man from Peru
Who dreamt that his feet felt like shoes
Why? Because he walked 10 miles
And was bombarded by tons of smiles
As he made his way through Walt Disney World.

 

[Maria]

Originally posted by sandjhooker
There once was a mountain named Space,
My son and my daughter's fave place,
They would shoot for the stars
As they rode in their cars
And leave with a smile on their face.

:sohappy:

 

[FourFourSeven]

Re: Re: Walt Disney World limericks

Originally posted by darthdarrel
gives FourFourSeven the EVIL EYE*

Three stanza limerick response:

I must say I'm wondering why
darth gave me the evil eye
Was it because I misspoke
In the name of a joke
to the IASW guy?

If I did then I apologize
"it's a small world" I do not despise
Since I rode on its water
With my two-year-old daughter
And saw the great ride through her eyes.

"it's a small world" is NO waste of money
It makes anyone's day much more sunny
But if it was the case
That the new "Mission: Space"
Was a boat ride, well that would be FUNNY!:lol:

 

[darthdarrel]

Re: Re: Re: Walt Disney World limericks

Originally posted by FourFourSeven
Three stanza limerick response:

I must say I'm wondering why
darth gave me the evil eye
Was it because I misspoke
In the name of a joke
to the IASW guy?

If I did then I apologize
"it's a small world" I do not despise
Since I rode on its water
With my two-year-old daughter
And saw the great ride through her eyes.

"it's a small world" is NO waste of money
It makes anyone's day much more sunny
But if it was the case
That the new "Mission: Space"
Was a boat ride, well that would be FUNNY!:lol:

Much better!

 

[SirNim]

Re: Re: Re: Walt Disney World limericks

Originally posted by FourFourSeven
Three stanza limerick response:

I must say I'm wondering why
darth gave me the evil eye
Was it because I misspoke
In the name of a joke
to the IASW guy?

If I did then I apologize
"it's a small world" I do not despise
Since I rode on its water
With my two-year-old daughter
And saw the great ride through her eyes.

"it's a small world" is NO waste of money
It makes anyone's day much more sunny
But if it was the case
That the new "Mission: Space"
Was a boat ride, well that would be FUNNY!:lol:

Rhyme Masta 447 in DA HOUSE!!!

 

[FourFourSeven]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Walt Disney World limericks

Originally posted by SirNimajneb
Rhyme Masta 447 in DA HOUSE!!!

Once in a very long time
It's possibly true that I'm
able to make someone laugh
Instead of my usual gaffe
When trying to find me a....uh...word that sounds like another.

 

[SpongeScott]

On Splash Mountain you ride in a boat
Through Brer Rabbit's land you do float;
The ride is a thrill
As you go down the hill
And your stomach is up in your throat!

 

[SirNim]

Yo, yo, WORD! Nice poems, ONORARY RYME MASTAS!
Kepp 'em comin' YO!:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[SpongeScott]

In Epcot they give you two choices--
the future or lands with new voices;
I have some great news--
in this park you can't lose,
but I bet that you'll wear out your shoes.

 

[FourFourSeven]

Okay, first one for those who read the Wall Street Journal:

There once was an Eisner named Mike
Whom Roy Disney no longer did like
So Roy stirred up the board
(Which Mike often ignored)
Tried to make Eisner go take a hike.


And another

I thought of a plan - kind of tricky
To make this thread somewhat more sticky
I'll stop being silly
Now my limericks will really
Focus on just praising Mickey!