Wal-mart´s wine list

[Maria]

For the connoisseurs...!



BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) - Some Wal-Mart customers soon
will be able to sample a new discount item-Wal-Mart's
own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is
teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., to
produce the spirits at an affordable price; in the $6-
8 range.

While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a
bottle of Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping
carts, there is a market for inexpensive wine, said
Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams
University in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name
is important."

So, with that in mind, here are the top 12 suggested
names for Wal-Mart Wine:

12. Chateau Traileur Doublewide
11. White Trashfindel
10. Big Red Gulp
9. Grape Expectations
8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"
7. NASCARbernet
6. Chef Boyardeaux
5. Peanut Noir
4. Chateau des Moines
3.. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. World Championship Wriesling

.............And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine...

1. Nasti Spumante

 

[Debbie]

:lol:

 

[Nut4Disney]

Thanks Maria, too funny! :lol:

 

[Maria]

hehehe... you are welcome! I thought it was a serious email, until I got to the names...

 

[tmm7899]

Maria,
When I was reading it I thought that it was real too. My sister actually goes to Roger Williams University.

Very funny stuff

 

[Goofette]

That's good :lol: :lol: And you know, that "Nasti Spumante" is an excellent Choice :animwink: .....Actually, I do buy a lot of my liquor at Wal-Mart Supercenters :lookaroun

 

[Scooter]

OMG!!! LMBO!!:lol:

Thank you Maria!! That was soooooo hilarious!!

I woke up to 13 inches of SNOW to shovel and was pretty depressed!!

You cheered me up and made my day!!

<Smooch!>

:kiss:

Scooter

 

[mickeyfan]

Maria............those were great..........I feel the need to go to Wal-Mart!!:lol: