onemediumspark
New Member
I'm glad I'm not the only one who's so-so on Jungle Cruise. I sometimes feel bad for not laughing at the skipper jokes even when I've heard them all before or the delivery isn't great.The Jungle Cruise is mediocre (at best), outdated, and redundant, and it takes up a tremendous amount of space. If they wanted to replace something at the Magic Kingdom, it should have been the first to go*. Leave the Disneyland original since it was Walt's attraction, but dump the MK version. They could probably build two attractions, a restaurant, and a shop on that footprint.
Leave Rivers of America and tear up Jungle Cruise.
*actually Tomorrowland Speedway should be first, but they kind of screwed themselves in terms of building anything major in that space when they shoehorned TRON in.
I loved the live performer element of Great Movie Ride but I get really tired of it in Jungle Cruise.