The critique of Celestial needing time for trees to grow against the praise for SNW doesn’t make any sense when you remember SNW is devoid of trees except for some palms in Kong Country.
I understand the critique of Dark Universe. Unless Curse of the Werewolf has nighttime projections it’s probably the least themed ride in the park (including Stardust). But while the land on initial pass through seems small, one must remember the land also constitutes the impressively themed queue for Unchained, the visually hidden taproom of Burning Blade, and the classic monsters and monster hunters that roam through it all.
When they say “MoM is uninspired” they lose all credibility with me. Walking through the Floos and into the cavernous atrium of the MoM is the greatest reveal of a themed world since Diagon Alley. You are literally walking into the movie, and the full scale of everything is all there. The only negative thing I can say about the queue is that if you have to wait in all of it you’re going to have a bad time. That said, at least you’ll be standing in the most intricately detailed queue of all time. None of us common folk has ridden the ride so you have to take reviews of the whole package of Paris with a grain of salt. However, if you’re into wands the interactions they’ve put together throughout the land are beyond impressive.
I’m not going to respond to the dismissive perspectives of Isle of Berk from people who haven’t been there, but they have made for some entertaining reads. The entirely of the land’s offerings and attractions will speak for themselves when the public gets to experience them.
In summary you’re all looking at Epic’s ride count and IPs and saying “there’s not enough to do there.” If your only goal is to rope drop a theme park and blast through every e-ticket attraction once so you can make your dinner reservation then yeah, you can burn through all these rides pretty quick provided there’s no lines. That thought process isn’t your fault: it’s how we’ve all been conditioned to behave thanks in large part to corporate boardroom decision making where the bean counters take away details and add fancy complicated apps that make you schedule your day and look down at your phone for most of it. We feel forced to justify the cost of our park tickets by riding every ride we can. Celestial Park itself, an area with barely any rides, exists as a physical manifestation that Epic is trying to be something different than what we’ve grown accustomed to over the past 10-15 years. The theming of the lands of Epic and everything in them, the rides, the queues, the restaurants, the food, the characters that freely roam, the shops, the facades, the sounds, the visuals, the shows, the interactives, the meet and greets, the merchandise, and yes even the bathrooms are the sum of all parts and not that of the individual. If you only rope drop and blow through this place you’ll have lost the plot. A journey through Epic is to be savored and enjoyed. Do it any other way and I’d argue you haven’t experienced Epic at all.