Yes I did, and I also did the safari. The "pilot" on the "radio" was cute. You know what doesn't cost a hundred bucks for a superior drive-through safari, and I can DRIVE MYSELF?
Lion Country Safari near West Palm Beach for a FIFTH of the price.
You misjudge me with the phone thing. My eyes were very open and attentive to my surroundings, and my mind was saying at every turn: "I paid a hundred bucks to see that tree?" "I paid a hundred bucks to take a train to a petting zoo?" "I paid a hundred bucks to look at that stagnant river?" "I paid a hundred bucks to visit a carnival?" "I paid a hundred bucks to look at that ape behind glass when I could have done the same for far cheaper at
Miami Metrozoo...I mean...ZooMiami?"
The list goes on and on.
"This concrete sidewalk was made to look like mud and has an imprint of a leaf." Wow.
And it doesn't take this idiot to see that the train should have looped and connected around the property. That was a GIANT mistake. HUGE lack of any thought there.
But I guess they didn't see the forest when they were looking at the trees. Pun intended.