Unbirthdays Can Be Murder!

lunalovegoddess

lunalovegoddess

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Nigel: *leans back in his chair, nearly tips over*
"Honesty's a bit over-rated these days, mate." *places a spoon on the tip of his nose*

*still bored, so gets up and starts singing*


"Tie me kangaroo down, sport,
Tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport,
Tie me kangaroo down.
Take me koala back, Jack,
Take me koala back.
He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac,
So take me koala back.
All together now!
Tie me kangaroo down, sport,
Tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport,
Tie me kangaroo down.
Mind me platypus duck, Bill..."
*drifts off* "WHAT???"

 
lunalovegoddess

lunalovegoddess

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"Oh, let me guess... *covers face with hand, groans* you're the evil genius duck, right? Why can't I be surrounded by normal people, hmm? Fan-bloody-tastic; I'm back of Bourne, and everyone's got a few kangaroos loose in the top paddock!" *hears people whispering* "Oh, bite ya bums! Not as if I left a Bondi cigar in yer pool."

*Sniffs* "Oi, who opened their lunch? A bit more choke and you would have started, eh, mate?" *nudges Gaston in a congratulatory manner*

OOC: in Aussie speak, back of Bourne means out in the middle of nowhere. Bondi refers to a beach famous for surfing. As for the rest... use your imagination. He's a naughty koala.
 
SilentWindODoom

SilentWindODoom

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Gaston: Well, why don't we start things right now. *points to Nigel* I bet the grubby little animal over there is one of the killers. Look at that vicious look in his eyes! *takes out his bow* He'll certainly look nice stuffed and clinging to a branch in my den.
 
Amber

Amber

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*bounce* *bounce* *bounce* *bounce*

Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! I thinks we need to have a party here. Nothing else is going on, so come on and bounce with me!

*bounce* *bounce* *bounce* *bounce*
 
Number_6

Number_6

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OOC: Sorry it's taking so long for the first murder to happen. I was sent a PM the day before I said the first killer would be allowed to take someone out saying who the killer was thinking about killing, but I never got the official PM and I haven't heard back from the victim either about it. As soon as I hear back, I will post what happened.
 
Computer Magic

Computer Magic

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Number_6

Number_6

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Mad Hatter: *sniffs the air* "Does anyone else smell seafood?"

Alice: "Oh, my goodness! This is awful! It seems poor Nemo has been killed. He was given something from a bottle that said "Drink Me" in order to increase his size, then he was filleted and barbecued on the grill over there!"

Mad Hatter: "Oh, no! The poor little fishy! Do you have any idea who could have done it?"

Alice: "No, but there was a clue left behind. Some purple threads were found at the scene. What could that mean?"

Mad Hatter: "I have no idea. Why is a raven like a writing desk?"

Alice: "What does that have to do with anything?"

Mad Hatter: "Just trying to take my mind off of this horrible occurrance."

Alice: "Well detectives, remember. If you think you know who it is that committed this crime, send a PM to him or her and also send one to me. If the evidence supports your theory, then this nightmare will be half over because the second killer has yet to strike. Good luck."
 
Connor002

Connor002

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Jafar: Ah, so it seems our dear friend has gone away to an endless sea...


(Side Note: Could everyone please precluded their posts with the name of their character, as it is difficult to remember who is who.)
 
lunalovegoddess

lunalovegoddess

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Nigel: *nods solemnly* "And that's why I'm a vegetarian, mates... You don't happen to have any eucalypts around here, Alice me love, do ya? I'm on a bit of a restricted diet, you could say."
 
SilentWindODoom

SilentWindODoom

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Gaston: Hmm... *picks up Nemo's remains* Why would anyone barbecue the little thing? He's barely a mouthful!

*everyone glares at him*

Oh, umm... I mean, what a horrible crime. Poor poor little fish! *throws his arm over his forehead, Nemo flying out of his hand and smacking against a wall* Who would do such a thing? I must stop this horrible turn of events from claiming another life! I know I'm the only one with the strentgh of will and pure manliness *poses and flexes* to stop this scourge!
 
nighttimewisher

nighttimewisher

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Gaston ur are an arrogant mortal! Your brawn pales to mine and there is little brain to speak of! Be quiet before you are exposed as the fraud you are.
 

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