Unbirthdays Can Be Murder!

Number_6

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You have recveived an invitation to a Tea Party on the grounds of the Queen of Hearts' castle. Alice has gotten special permission from the King of Hearts, since the Queen is away visiting her sister the Queen of Diamonds, to have this party, which will also be an Unbirthday Party for the Mad Hatter. You arrive and find that the guest list is interesting and varied. Some of the guests you feel that you will get along with, others you aren't so sure. But in the end, you're sure this will be a fun time. As the rest of the guests finally arrive or are wandering nearby, Alice comes out and calls out to everyone:

Alice: "Hello everyone! Oh, I want to thank you all ever so much for coming to my party. The Mad Hatter will be arriving in just a couple of minutes, and then we can all wish him a very merry unbirthday, indeed."

Mad Hatter: "Oh, my! What a lovely looking party! Is this for me?"

Alice: "Yes, it is. It's a special unbirthday tea party for you.

Mad Hatter: "Well this is just about the nicest thing anyone has done for me! I could just cry..."

Alice: "Nonsense. We'll have none of that, now. It's time to enjoy this party."

Queen of Hearts: *Enters the area* "ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN! This will likely be the last party you ever attend."

Alice: "Your Majesty, what are you doing here? I thought you were going to be away."

QoH: "I was, but then I caught one of my cards painting the roses red and in exchange for not cutting off his head, he told me about this little... gathering. So I felt the need to do something about it."

"If you're going to try to stop us from having it..."

QoH: "Oh! On the contrary my dear, I want you to stay here. My cards are even going to make sure that you can't leave. I've got a little surprise of my own for you all. I sent some special tarts to two of your guests. Those two guests were then willing to follow any suggestion I gave them, so I told them to kill you all, one by one. Of course, I'll give you a sporting chance, you can have two guests be "Detectives" in order to try to catch the killers. If you catch them both, the survivors can leave. If not, then everyone will be dead. Agreed?"

Cheshire Cat: *Appears slowly on the table* "Of course, if she had to pick her detectives here and now, that wouldn't be fair, so she has already picked her detectives."

QoH: "WHAT? SHE HAS?!?!

Alice: "I have? When did I... wait... I remember the Cheshire Cat stopping by when I was filling out the invitations. He had me put the invitations into packages and had me add little gifts for everyone. Two of them looked alot like badges detectives would wear." *Looks at Cheshire Cat* "You knew this was going to happen?"

Cheshire Cat: "Knew what was going to happen?"

Alice: "That the Queen of Hearts was going to send killers to my party!"

Cheshire Cat: "She did? Then I think it's time I left. Goodbye." *Cheshire Cat fades*

QoH: "Well, no matter. You're detectives will never catch my killers in time. And I won't even have to yell OFF WITH THEIR HEADS! this time. But, to the pair who are under my control, let them have their party for a little bit, and then... OFF WITH THEIR HEADS! Of course, if you want to come up with more creative methods, I'm not opposed..." *QoH exits*

Mad Hatter: "Oh, this is awful! This is the worst unbirthday ever!"

Alice: "Don't worry, Hatter. I'm sure the detectives will catch these killers before too long. At least, I hope they will... Good luck detectives! We're all counting on you."

Edit: Here's the guest list so after the first murder people will be able to keep track of who is alive and who is not
disneyman15 - Max
LilDucky - Prof. Ludwig von Drake
AliciaLuvsDizne - Cinderella
AMH97 - Tigger
tiggerific418 - Ariel
Connor002 - Jafar
Computer Magic - Nemo
Nighttimewisher - Hercules
Fantasmic!kid - Jack Skellington
SilentWindODoom - Gaston
lunalovegoddess - Nigel the Koala
Taryn - Mrs Potts
pluto77 - Captain Jack Sparrow
 

Connor002

Active Member
Jafar: This is nonsense! I will not stand for such menial games. Where is that pompous queen, I shall show her what true power is!
 

lunalovegoddess

Well-Known Member
A koala carrying a toy Statue of Liberty torch struts across the lawn. He's wearing sunglasses.
Nigel: "Why, 'ello yerself, luv! Cor, she's a beauty, that Cindy gal."
*winks at Cinderella*
*seats himself at the head of the table as if it's a throne*
 

SilentWindODoom

Well-Known Member
Gaston: *is looking at his reflection in his cup of tea as he picks something out of his teeth with his pinky*

*looks up*

Hm? Did something just happen?

*Jafar whispers something into his ear*

Oh my. Well, there is no need to worry while Gaston is around! I will single-handedly save us all!

*does a few magnificant poses*
 

lunalovegoddess

Well-Known Member
Nigel: *bored* "Is this a party or a funeral? I guess it's up to me to liven things up." Jumps up on the table, starts singing: The Vegemite Song.

We're happy little Vegemites
As bright as bright can be.
We all enjoy our Vegemite
For breakfast, lunch, and tea.
Our mother says we're growing
stronger every single week.
Because we love our Vegemite.
We all adore our Vegemite.
It puts a rose in every cheek!


*bows*


 

pluto77

Well-Known Member
Captain Jack: It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. :lookaroun
 

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