'Twas The Night Before Christmas: WDWMagic Edition

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And what could cause more confusion, than a picture of Grep Proops?

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Arthur Wellesley

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PUSH said:
@Arthur Wellesley how many movie deals have we been offered already? This story would go great on the big screen. A Muppet version would be delightful.
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There's already a huge ABC televised version planned for 2016.

By the way, here is our story in full, in case anyone wants something to read to the kids before bedtime Christmas Eve night. Grab some eggnog, some cocoa, and enjoy!

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'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the website,
Not a poster was posting, except those always right.
The bells were all hung, at the top of the page,
And the hot cheese sauce, was all the rage!
The Sagsters were nestled, all snug in their thread,
While the new posters in general ask if anyone has ever seen a celeb.
When suddenly up in news / rumors did a major announcement just reveal,
That Iger and Meg had just made a deal.
Then posters galore were quite certain,
That another country in WS was about to get some Frozen construction curtains.
For the entire German pavilion was about to demolish and make way...
For more room for Anna and Elsa to play!
The news caused the posters to turn their pitchforks away from Jim Hill,
And they all went to the food stands for the hot cheese to get enough of their fill.
Then Iger and Meg had a roll in the hay and we were all left paying the bill.
The insiders rang their contacts and sent emails in a hurry,
While Arthur Wellesley dressed like Elsa and tried to make it flurry.
With not a single flake in sight, the Duke realized that while he couldn't make it snow, an imagineer, might.
So an ADR to dine with an Imagineer he made,
Unaware that Meg was also speeding over to this dinner in her Escalade.
When what to PhotoDave's wandering eyes did appear,
He heard that Mickey was some where near!
His ears,how they twinkled in time to the beat,
As we all danced around up and down in the street.
After the spontaneous street-dancing, it was time for the dinner,
Where an imagineer waited with plans to bring Florida a winter.
So we all sat & ate, as the imagineer unveiled his winter scheme,
That included closing MORE rides to add a cheap Frozen overlay theme.
And the imagineer wouldn't stop there, as he wanted real snow,
As Meg recorded all their words knowing the perfect person to show.
Walt raised from his grave to say "No No No!!!"
But Meg had already said, "It's a go!"
And their plans were revealed to The Duke's friend who hates snow.
And then Meg shouted: "Can't we change the rhyming up a bit??" but we all answered back: "No!"
With snow oh so faux, the big plans were an overlay - "Arctic" AK,
Meg knew the idea of Florida covered with snow was something Nemo14 would not find okay.
So to stifle her gave fastpasses, a cake and an Aulani stay.
The obscenities were edited by the moderators with care,
In hopes that PhotoDave would actually care.
The Duke tried to get his thread back on track,
So he gave clear directions to the rest of the pack.
"We want a real story; it must have a plot,
It must have direction, it must have some heart".
After all it was Meg's plan to create confusion, and cause the dissolution of all the WDWMagical groups,
And what could cause more confusion, than a picture of Greg Proops?
Then meg turned away and let out a big fart,
And drove away ashamed in a stolen FW cart.
I could hear Meg say, as she drove out of sight,
"Buy Frozen merchandise before you leave for the night!"

Mark my words, children all over the world will be retelling this classic for generations to come!
 

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