Somebody posted this on another website, so I went searching around for the article. It's from "The Late Show with David Letterman", and it's from August 4th, 1995.
Top Ten Ways The U.S. Would Be Different If It Was Owned By Disney-
10. Defense department spends billions on "Flubber Missle"
9. Instead of the death penalty, convicted killers must listen to "It's a Small World" for the rest of their lives.
8. Presidents of Mt. Rushmore rigged up to sing like a barbershop quartet.
7. Winning athletes exclaim, "I'm going to any random spot in the country!"
6. We'd get to see Janet Reno in one of those tight Mouseketer sweaters.
5. National deficit eliminated by declaring U.S. a full size replica of itself and charging admission.
4. Platoon of country bears sent to Bosnia as "Operation Jamboree"
3. We'd bomb Busch Gardens back to the stone age.
2. Just like cows in India, sacred mice would wander the streets.
1. Instead of Whitewater, Goofygate.
Hilarious!:lol:
Top Ten Ways The U.S. Would Be Different If It Was Owned By Disney-
10. Defense department spends billions on "Flubber Missle"
9. Instead of the death penalty, convicted killers must listen to "It's a Small World" for the rest of their lives.
8. Presidents of Mt. Rushmore rigged up to sing like a barbershop quartet.
7. Winning athletes exclaim, "I'm going to any random spot in the country!"
6. We'd get to see Janet Reno in one of those tight Mouseketer sweaters.
5. National deficit eliminated by declaring U.S. a full size replica of itself and charging admission.
4. Platoon of country bears sent to Bosnia as "Operation Jamboree"
3. We'd bomb Busch Gardens back to the stone age.
2. Just like cows in India, sacred mice would wander the streets.
1. Instead of Whitewater, Goofygate.
Hilarious!:lol:
