Things that sound dirty at Christmas, but aren’t

[DisneyFreak]

Did you get any under the tree?

I think your balls are hanging too low.

Check out Rudolph’s Honker!

Santa’s sack is really bulging.

Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.

Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?

I love licking the end till it’s really sharp and pointy.

From here you can’t tell if they’re artificial or real.

Can I interest you in some dark meat?

To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.

 

[dopey]

nice.

here are a few more:

wow! what a big yule log!

damn, underwear again.

how'd you like a nice christmas goose?

(to which tiny tim replied -- and this is my most memorable christmas quote -- "i'd like to stroke it." i burst out laughing everytime i hear that.)

 

[DMC-12]

Originally posted by dopey
nice.

here are a few more:

wow! what a big yule log!

damn, underwear again.

how'd you like a nice christmas goose?

(to which tiny tim replied -- and this is my most memorable christmas quote -- "i'd like to stroke it." i burst out laughing everytime i hear that.)

LOL... I thought I was the only one that laughed at that line....also In It's a Wonderful Life....when Jimmy Stewart is freaking out....."My lip's bleedin Burt.....look Burt...my lips bleedin...ZuZu'z petals....Zuzu's petals..." I get a laugh out of that...like he is trippin on acid or something...

And at Martini's when he says..."OK you two fruitcakes...out you go ........thru the door or out the window....." I bust up...

 

[dopey]

Originally posted by DMC-12


LOL... I thought I was the only one that laughed at that line....also In It's a Wonderful Life....when Jimmy Stewart is freaking out....."My lip's bleedin Burt.....look Burt...my lips bleedin...ZuZu'z petals....Zuzu's petals..." I get a laugh out of that...like he is trippin on acid or something...

And at Martini's when he says..."OK you two fruitcakes...out you go ........thru the door or out the window....." I bust up...

jimmy stewart is kinda loopy in several scenes in that movie. i don't remember the dialogue, but the scene where he's in mary's house and the plastics guy is on the phone.

the other line i can never get out of my head from "a christmas carol" is when one of the kids in the snowball fight sees scrooge and says, "it's a bloomin' topper!" then he and the other kids say some other stuff in that incomphrensible english accent. :animwink: granted, that line doesn't sound dirty at all; i just can't get it out of me 'ed. :hammer: