I have a hard time believing this came from Robin Williams, but here it is for your reading enjoyment (or disgust)
THE ROBIN WILLIAMS PEACE PLAN
This may very well be the best thought out item we have read
since 9/11/01.
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan ...
what we
need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this
message.
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of
a plan
for peace. So, here's one plan.
1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo,
Noriega,
Milosovich and the rest of those good ol' boys: We will never
"interfere"
again.
2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world,
starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us
there. We would
station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in
the fence.
3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs
together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where
they are.
France would welcome them.
4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited
to 90 days
unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation
would be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and
don't hide
here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need
any more cab
drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.
If they
don't attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's
back home baby.
6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
energy
wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of
energy but will
require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
The caribou
will have to cope for a while.
7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
barrel for
their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They
can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the
wells filling
up the storage sites would be enough.)
8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the
world, we
will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever for
seeds, rain,
cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them
is stolen
or given to the Army. The people who need it most get very
little, if
anything.
9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place.
We don't
need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the
building would
make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way
no one
can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak
is
ENGLISH.....learn it....speak it...or LEAVE...
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor,
your tired,
your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's
yelling, "You want
a piece of me?"
THE ROBIN WILLIAMS PEACE PLAN
This may very well be the best thought out item we have read
since 9/11/01.
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan ...
what we
need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this
message.
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of
a plan
for peace. So, here's one plan.
1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo,
Noriega,
Milosovich and the rest of those good ol' boys: We will never
"interfere"
again.
2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world,
starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us
there. We would
station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in
the fence.
3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs
together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where
they are.
France would welcome them.
4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited
to 90 days
unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation
would be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and
don't hide
here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need
any more cab
drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.
If they
don't attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's
back home baby.
6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
energy
wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of
energy but will
require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
The caribou
will have to cope for a while.
7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
barrel for
their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They
can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the
wells filling
up the storage sites would be enough.)
8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the
world, we
will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever for
seeds, rain,
cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them
is stolen
or given to the Army. The people who need it most get very
little, if
anything.
9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place.
We don't
need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the
building would
make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way
no one
can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak
is
ENGLISH.....learn it....speak it...or LEAVE...
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor,
your tired,
your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's
yelling, "You want
a piece of me?"
. Robin Williams hasn't lost his sense of humor yet unlike some other comedians (Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers). Thanks for sharing that. :lol:
