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Mickey and Minnie ate Casey's hot French fries as often as they go potty during pub hopping while shooting Jaegermeister bombs and singing every novelty tune that they could write backwards.Next door in Tomorrowland, Tom blew up a ride named Stitch's Vomitorium. Immediately following he screamed bloody from splash Mountain's drop and he never died. Wall-E found trash protruding from PUSH the talking vibernator which roamed the halls and killed Trolls.Meanwhile, Buzz Skywalker's son, Yogurt, commented that he was . He decided to look up Cinderella's blue bloomers while using scissors to cut off her dress. Stealthily Unkadug exited while his friend continued to chant "Brazilian's Leave!" Unfettered, Goofy starts pulling off bits of fur and making obscene gestures with his left eyeball simultaneously singing "Shaaaaving cream pies are for lovers." Suddenly Stitch exploded on Yogurt. "May I help you?" asked Matilda who was licking Yogurt's extremely long Flexible Flyer. Certainly tastes like frog liver to me, except frog guts don't dance the tango! Confused, Nemo immediately began swimming upstream backwards to spawn. Suddenly, Bruce jumped up to get stitch, but kermitdefrog jumped into the cesspool and ate fried potaters dipped into chocolate. Unexpectedly, Ariel arrived eating kosher pickles and waffles. She mumbled Caviar tastes fishy unless fried clodhoppers are ingested simultaneously."Pregnant?," asked King Triton. "Ummmmm yes. Trr1 should ask who's pills prevent multiple pregnancies. Obviously, the blue side of the bed dips down into the ocean." Surprisingly, it's not the fault of the Prince's member. It was SAV's prophylactic that broke forcefully through the Diaphragm. King Triton cried out "__________________BARBARIANS!!!" Donald Trump's toupee ignites fantastic yells "you're wearing my pet tribbble named after Duffy the dustmop he's been kidnapped by dunpsters!" Now everybody begins singing the theme to "The Magnificent Singing Clown Nouba" which was stupid because everybody hadn't learned all the dance steps. Simba pooped! Zazu leaked that his sister's husband's gay. Nala excitedly screamed, "Where did my Vibrator go?" Zazu quickly confessed that Sarabi uses rechargeable batteries inside hers. Baloo screams "Nala's Vibrator is recycled corncob" which everyone had nibbled on. Most ears are 12 inches which means triple "A" Baseball bats were used instead for Ursula. Star Jones has never boogaloo'd with a man who licked Wimmen on the subway bidet. Cinderella was innocently slandered by speed taking champion, sumo wrestler dater and chef hater who molested goats daily.Tinkerbell missed the pirates extreme makeover show rerun where Captain Morgan drank Rumplemintz mixed brew and Jagermeister shooters until 3am. However, Jonny Fairplay never wrestled alligators, so he equipped his loins by greasing up with 10W30. Alice helped him wiggle into a prophylactic. This excited Iago who repeatedly drools. Soon he licks his lollipop and has sliders for breakfast. Woody Woodpecker jams his wooden toe, which hurts like crazy. He tried Unkadug's marmalade toast and buttered rum sandwiches to ease the pain then woody ate Pineapple sorbet with anchovies because someone said that it boosts testosterone levels. Carl Jung exclaimed loudly and exploded into a rendition of "La Cucaracha the Italian Pedophile" while Katy danced seductively wearing nothing but WDWmazprty around her waist. WDWmazprty enjoyed thoroughly but wondered "Why she smelled like fried fish scales and turkey gizzards." Meanwhile, Sav caressed himself seductively until midnight because Santa always comes. Pluto licked himself. Pocahontas viewed wigwams while stroking unkadug's extremely wet phallus shaped scalp. Pirates kidnapped trr1 and forced him into joining "People Who nibble", but "Quit Smoking years too late." They massaged him thoroughly with crisco and strawberry butter. Then one CM toasted coconut bread crumbs with pimento cheese, stuffed into Tinkerbell's house along with raw raccoon intestines. Soon Jasmine seduces the captain of the Disney Dream named Captain Picard Stubing Hook and he made them dinner. Genie dances to Musak while practicing Ventriloquism using Disneyroks avatar and pickled turkey beaks. Soon Captain was overtaken by Wendy flying naked with stilettos and fainted. "Eat more Chikin" screamed Clarabelle unaware that soon she would die from mad hatter's disease. Meanwhile, Alice tried singing karaoke to Metallica in spandex clothes covered in Zestra. Everybody smelled like whoopie cushions, which turned a guest host into Beyonce' . "Suddenly Music" (the new hit sitcom sponsored by Nabisco on ABC, hosted by Regis Philbin) blasted spicy language like 'Smoo' and 'Flark', Habanero and Jalapeno until Kesha Enormous intervened and ate all of the babies named Doug. Then SAV exploded "THE HUMANITY" a little suplex on his favorite spandex friend named Stretch Armstrong. Jessica Rabbit gives head phones to Tonto's Horse while she baked brownies with ex-lax and peanuts for everyone. Judge Doom slaps Donald Duck silly because he wanted a banana dole whip. Daisy sues trr1 for one damaging night in Bangkok hotel room with Kim Kardashian. Andrew Zimmern ate Testicles Flambé ala Anthony Bourdain with Elvis while he intercourses spontaneously with every female ostrich named Seamus. Harry Anderson magically impregnated himself by waving his tally whacker around Eminem as he rapped about nothing but Sacha Baron Cohen. Miley Montana smoked a bong shaped joint which immediately impaired her ability to live next to WDWmazprty because he constantly drove around schools naked! Sometimes he smacked his exposed tokus with his uvula repeatedly. SAV enjoyed Cinderella in remake of "The Dirty Dozen". Trr1 gave a trip report about naked-ness in Videopolis, which resulted in his Oscar nomination. Nobody expected him to lose sleep while whomping Harry Sack with butter ball turkeys. Unkadug rode the ugliest carnotaur in Downtown Disney until a fire erupted. His quick release of gas burned off his boxers, leaving his loins charred . Stitch laughed quietly, briefly chewing on rubber washers with poison darts then Jafar cooks Alien Stew made with Stitch "juice" and Barbecued Iago wings topped with pickled pigs feet and Chocolate sauce mixed with red licorice nubs and pepper. Figment automatically shouted "SMOO!" Mulan gives good wax sculptures a home. They enjoyed eating brunch at Madame Mouses Massage Ministry. Soon everybody vomited in Ursula's oatmeal who tried to fly backwards into the past so that Peter Pan shrunk inside her backwards. This thread is weird. kermitdefrog doesn't understand why Bizarre Foods taste great, just less calories. Whinnie the Poo p ate bagels soup with extra mome raths sauce. Dinosaurs is hackey sacking lemons ride system that flushes everyone's hats down the drain into the sewer which smells kinda like Ursula. Monkeys flew out of the Hall of Presidents attacking the people from New Jersey because they don't use condoms during brunch makeouts. Those turkey legs walked like chickens that got goosed by a pigeon-toed ape wearing Croc's Crocs singing songs with Chairman Clench Buttox. Polynesian girls rarely give good leis because they're busy blowing dandelions onto their lunches. Mouseketeers always seem fidgety around lemon croutons because a long time ago King Kong kidnapped Superman and The Super Mario Brothers when Bowser (Shanana's) Sang "Blue Clues" with Elvis wearing Ariel's red undergarments. This excited me in a way that nobody except Billy Batson or Carmen Sandiego wearing wrestling singlets tucked close. Meanwhile, Bobby Flay ate pancakes crouched beside Fantasmic! He complained that his crotch smelled like syrup and blueberries because Rachel Ray didn't lick fast enough! Paula Deen spread butter on to Emeril's gluteus maximus And "BAAAAMMMMMM!" flatulence explodes from Giada's daughter which smelled like Banana's and methane. iCarly appears sick wretching violently into spasms of technicolor vomit all over Wonders of Life. Then Jem carries The Misfits through Epcot while singing "Ishkamimi, solamimi, oo-wacka-wacka mimi. Yip diddly otenn doten, oo-wacka-wacka choten. Ish kiddly oaten-boaten, bobo skedeetin dattin waddat n choo" which means Feelings. Nobody understood any of it. Soon Donald Trump fired Mickey from television forever. Goofy really didn't care for "Mickey Rooney" ever since he turned into Santa Claus. Michael Eisner counted body piercings on his favorite dwarf, Leaky. WDWmagic reserved 120,000 rooms at the new Art of Animation Resort for Unkadug and his posse. They trashed Main Icon at DHS chanting "Mr. Iger, tear down this hat". Shortly later it was clearly gone quickly replaced with pink polka-dotted skirt and bloomers gift shop. The bloomers smelled wonderful like fresh Pineapple slices. CM's regularly basted Brazilians from Saskatchewan cannons peeled back over their laps. Customers continuously recited Lincoln's wedding vows while kissing ugly children. This was considered normal behavior until tongues were used. Cruella squatted over trr1 who loved it until unkadug shoved in his keyboard all the way up her oversized keester. Vader cried "Pixie do me this one favor. Come on over and wash my whimpering A$$ with cotton swabs and comet." HUCKLEBERRY Finn decided lunch should wait. Pocahontas, however, ate leftovers from a wild gooseberry pie. Shortly after vomiting she danced her "bottomless-pasta-dish dance" which aroused trr1 to great size. He gave himself money from the Pimp Union slush fund that unkadug maintained. The Pirate League planned a "Hootnanny" at Uncle Remus's Rib Emporium for former President Clinton as he looked guiltily at a blue dress that Monica Lewinsky auctioned off. Marlin Perkins ate endangered Black Rhinos at Paula Deen's house of lard, Deep-Fat fried butter surrounded by Motley crew looking sickly at WondersOfLife. Vince Vaughn died but still haunted movies featuring Boris and Natasha while Bullwinkle pulled his rabbit out of an Avatar's Hallelujah mountain. Rocky Balboa stupidly went hunting rabbits using sharpened seashells attached to cooked carrots. "YO" he exclaimed with monstrous volume. "The alien probe is fun when stitch wiggles it!!!" Next Arnold the pig rode Petunia bareback without Porky Pig's help. Emeril cooked Roasted Bull willies with buttered corn on the cob for Sylvester. He then proceeded to pull out desserts from Paula's cookbook. Instead Kermit the Frog's Legs were breaded in Rice Krispies with olive oil. Buzz Kilman played with Buddy Holly until Santa Claus delivered his "load" prematurely into Florida. Now snow
