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The "OFFICIAL" WDWMAGIC.COM BAR ROOM BRAWL FOR 2014!!!!
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ISTCPilot1989
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ISTCPilot1989 comes walking in and sits by himself not trying to attract attention
trr1
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@Nemo14 invites @ISTCPilot1989 to join us as we get ready to go to the magic kindom
ISTCPilot1989
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ISTCPilot wonders if going with everyone is a good idea after seeing the anvil fall.
Immediate blame is put on him for the anvil
Immediate blame is put on him for the anvil
ISTCPilot1989
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Hulkamania and he wants to start running wild.
Pocahontas
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Pocahontas confidently struts in and immediately slays everyone with her piercing good looks.
The end.
The end.
Jimmy Thick
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After waking from a short nap due to a long flight, Jimmy Thick rubs his chin and looks at himself in the mirror at his room in the Contemporary Resort.
"Hmm", Jimmy thinks aloud, "Why on earth did I have a dream of Pocahontas killing random people? And where is my family?"
Jimmy assumes they left for the parks while he dozed in violent slumber. Jimmy continues to get dressed and lotioned up for the blazing Florida summer sun, but notices he cannot find his cell phone. As he walks to the door of his club level suite, he notices a while envelope under his door. Jimmy, thinking its something from his family quickly opens the missive to discover an invitation.
In blood red letters smeared across a blank slice of white cardboard reads, WDWMAGIC BAR ROOM BRAWL, if you get this message you only have one chance to survive, one chance to save those close to you, but you must survive first...You must go to Epcot, to the back of the World Showcase in Japan, where under a package of Pocky you will find another clue...
Jimmy, now disturbed by this cryptic message opens his door to find...
"Hmm", Jimmy thinks aloud, "Why on earth did I have a dream of Pocahontas killing random people? And where is my family?"
Jimmy assumes they left for the parks while he dozed in violent slumber. Jimmy continues to get dressed and lotioned up for the blazing Florida summer sun, but notices he cannot find his cell phone. As he walks to the door of his club level suite, he notices a while envelope under his door. Jimmy, thinking its something from his family quickly opens the missive to discover an invitation.
In blood red letters smeared across a blank slice of white cardboard reads, WDWMAGIC BAR ROOM BRAWL, if you get this message you only have one chance to survive, one chance to save those close to you, but you must survive first...You must go to Epcot, to the back of the World Showcase in Japan, where under a package of Pocky you will find another clue...
Jimmy, now disturbed by this cryptic message opens his door to find...
Jimmy Thick
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As Tiggerish attempts to back out and get on with her life as if nothing has happened, she is unfortunately destined to be the landing spot for Jimmy and Gonzo at Universal Studios.
" AWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!", she cries as Jimmy and all of his 300 pounds of extreme manliness lands upon her. Tiggerish rolls with it and obtains no injuries with the exception of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
" You know Jimmy, you weigh a ton, and your bald head just don't do it for me, not to mention your annoying...", Tiggerish explains, Jimmy lost in thought about his current situation does not notice. Gonzo offers, "Hey lady with the red hair, we just few far past my calculations and you really need to cut us some slack, mmk? We need to get back to Epcot because we have to be somewhere and pick up something, so to quote Morton Downey Jr, zip it."
Jimmy, not noticing the current argument taking place looks over in the distance and sees the new Potter area, when a person dressed in a white suit, cowboy hat and nice white pressed gloves approaches him.
" Hello Jimmy, you know me by words alone, but allow me to introduce myself, my name is @George, and I'm currently here but not here ".
"What?", says a stunned Jimmy.
George continues, " Jimmy, I must be swift as I cannot disrupt the delicate balance of the time space continuum, but I have developed a time machine, as I have stated many, many times on WDWMAGIC, and all I can tell you is, you will have the option to make a choice in the near future, and that choice will effect billions of people, how you come to that choice is for you and you only. It will not be an easy decision, but its a choice you must make. And with that, I will be off for now, we will meet again." After that, George disappears. No smoke, no flashing lights or huge explosions, just gone.
Jimmy, now more than ever confused gets his shoulder pushed from Gonzo.
" Jimmy, now Red here wants us to pay for her medical bills"
"Um what?", says Jimmy.
And before Gonzo can answer, the three of them, Gonzo, Tiggerish and Jimmy are approached by Gary Coleman and Herve Villechaize dressed in full Harry Potter regalia.
Tiggerish blurts out, " Wait a second, I thought you two were dead?"
Herve opens his Potter cloak to reveal...
" AWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!", she cries as Jimmy and all of his 300 pounds of extreme manliness lands upon her. Tiggerish rolls with it and obtains no injuries with the exception of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
" You know Jimmy, you weigh a ton, and your bald head just don't do it for me, not to mention your annoying...", Tiggerish explains, Jimmy lost in thought about his current situation does not notice. Gonzo offers, "Hey lady with the red hair, we just few far past my calculations and you really need to cut us some slack, mmk? We need to get back to Epcot because we have to be somewhere and pick up something, so to quote Morton Downey Jr, zip it."
Jimmy, not noticing the current argument taking place looks over in the distance and sees the new Potter area, when a person dressed in a white suit, cowboy hat and nice white pressed gloves approaches him.
" Hello Jimmy, you know me by words alone, but allow me to introduce myself, my name is @George, and I'm currently here but not here ".
"What?", says a stunned Jimmy.
George continues, " Jimmy, I must be swift as I cannot disrupt the delicate balance of the time space continuum, but I have developed a time machine, as I have stated many, many times on WDWMAGIC, and all I can tell you is, you will have the option to make a choice in the near future, and that choice will effect billions of people, how you come to that choice is for you and you only. It will not be an easy decision, but its a choice you must make. And with that, I will be off for now, we will meet again." After that, George disappears. No smoke, no flashing lights or huge explosions, just gone.
Jimmy, now more than ever confused gets his shoulder pushed from Gonzo.
" Jimmy, now Red here wants us to pay for her medical bills"
"Um what?", says Jimmy.
And before Gonzo can answer, the three of them, Gonzo, Tiggerish and Jimmy are approached by Gary Coleman and Herve Villechaize dressed in full Harry Potter regalia.
Tiggerish blurts out, " Wait a second, I thought you two were dead?"
Herve opens his Potter cloak to reveal...
Jimmy Thick
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Putting the popcorn down on the ground, Herve claps his hands exactly two times. After the second clap, Gary politely says.
"The corn, all three of you must sample some."
"Only if you say "What you taking about Gonzo"", Gonzo insists.
Gary, as if prepared for this says in complete Arnold Jackson mode, " What you talking about Gonzo ".
"Wait a second", Tiggerish reasons, "These two are both dead, and now they are here in front of us and offer us popcorn and want us to eat it and you two idiots really think we should do this?"
Gonzo, already snacking on the hot buttery treats concedes, "Um, * chew chew *, its not bad, a little too salty for my taste, * chew chew *, but I figure we can get butterbeers and..."
As Gonzo keeps eating, Jimmy and Tiggerish notice an old touchtone phone starting to form on Gonzo's stomach. With each delicious bite of corn, the phone becomes more defined to where it finally becomes complete as Gonzo chomps down the last kernel.
Tiggerish offers, " Does that phone in your stomach hurt Gonzo?". Before Gonzo can answer, the phone begins ringing. Tiggerish answers the phone only to say, "Um, Jimmy, its for you..."
Jimmy takes the receiver only to hear...
"The corn, all three of you must sample some."
"Only if you say "What you taking about Gonzo"", Gonzo insists.
Gary, as if prepared for this says in complete Arnold Jackson mode, " What you talking about Gonzo ".
"Wait a second", Tiggerish reasons, "These two are both dead, and now they are here in front of us and offer us popcorn and want us to eat it and you two idiots really think we should do this?"
Gonzo, already snacking on the hot buttery treats concedes, "Um, * chew chew *, its not bad, a little too salty for my taste, * chew chew *, but I figure we can get butterbeers and..."
As Gonzo keeps eating, Jimmy and Tiggerish notice an old touchtone phone starting to form on Gonzo's stomach. With each delicious bite of corn, the phone becomes more defined to where it finally becomes complete as Gonzo chomps down the last kernel.
Tiggerish offers, " Does that phone in your stomach hurt Gonzo?". Before Gonzo can answer, the phone begins ringing. Tiggerish answers the phone only to say, "Um, Jimmy, its for you..."
Jimmy takes the receiver only to hear...
"Hello! It is I, Lieutenant Commander Data of the USS Enterprise. We need a new recruit, and we decided to do a search at Disney world, and found that YOU were the most likely candidate to replace me in a situation where I might severely malfunction. Would you be interested in doing a few tests to help us determine the chances of your employment here on the USS enterprise?"
Jimmy looks at Gonzo, and Gonzo says...........
Jimmy looks at Gonzo, and Gonzo says...........