The newest DLR Petition to change the theming of an attraction!!!

TP2000

Well-Known Member
The name is all wrong.

It should be something like Bobsledders: Mission: MATTERHORN: A Cool Runnings Adventure

I like it. But it feels as though it's missing an exclamation point, and italics, and a random sponsorship.

Off the top of my head, something like...

Bobsledders: Mission: MATTERHORN! - A Cool Runnings Adventure, Presented by Glad ClingWrapTM
 

Communicora

Premium Member
I like it. But it feels as though it's missing an exclamation point, and italics, and a random sponsorship.

Off the top of my head, something like...

Bobsledders: Mission: MATTERHORN! - A Cool Runnings Adventure, Presented by Glad ClingWrapTM
It can be sponsored by the American Egg Board, and each guest will be given a Lucky Egg(TM) as they board the ride.

Feel the Rhythm! Feel the Rhyme! Give it up, it's bobsled time!
 

DanielBB8

Well-Known Member
Do you think Disney has ever actually considered retheming the Matterhorn to Frozen?
Elsa is white frozen supremacist. She’ll never get her own mountain by vote. She must take it.
More petitions: bring back woman in the barrel in POTC.
Rename Dumbo into DumbX and Snow White into Snow Person of No Color.
 

DavidDL

Well-Known Member
Funnily enough the first time I took a co-worker of mine to the park (they'd never been), they thought we were getting on a Cool Runnings ride while we were waiting for the Matterhorn.

But realistically, this attraction will be re-themed to Frozen before anything else is considered. It's in Fantasyland. I don't want them to do that, I love the Matterhorn the way it is. But I've already started preparing myself for the inevitable disappointment that will come with the future announcement. I think others should, too.
 

Stevek

Well-Known Member
Only if the first lift hill is filled with happy smoke pouring out of giant bongs with Bob Marley's "Jamming" playing.
 

thomas998

Well-Known Member
The Walt Disney Company is currently the target of over 1,800 Change.org petitions. For those of you keeping score at home, a few more examples (signature counts as of ~80 minutes ago) offered for a little perspective ...



Re-theme Splash Mountain to Princess and the Frog
21,377 signatures

Keep Splash Mountain the Way That It Is
28,032 signatures

We Wants to Keep the Redhead!
39,755 signatures

To Save Splash Mountain and Keep It As It Is in Magic Kingdom and Disneyland
84,048 signatures

Keep Disney Photo Pass Photographers
94,888 signatures

Free the Disney Dolphins
144,564 signatures

Make Leia an Official Disney Princess
145,622 signatures

Disney Robs Swahili of "Hakuna Matata"
226,432 signatures

Make Lightning McQueen Heely Crocs in Adult Sizes
248,041 signatures

Source:




That's right, folks. In the Change.org ethosphere, there are over ten times as many folks more concerned about the size of Lightning McQueen Heely Crocs than there are concerned about the re-theming of Splash Mountain. Just sayin' ... ;)







Vox Populi, Vox Dei?
Oh Dear ...

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I think the best way to end this nonsense is for people to start change.org petitions on things that we know Disney management will be completely against... because only when they are faced with things on change.org that will upset their own person lives will they write off change.org for everything. So maybe the first thing to do is start a change.org for the CEO's salary to be cut to only 10 times the lowest paid employee's wage. Follow it up with a change.org to eliminate stock options for executive, then a change.org to eliminate annual bonuses for executives and to cap raises for executives to no more than the CPI inflation rate.... I'm sure you could get thousands of people sign those things and it might help convince the idiots running Disney to stop bothering with the change.org garbage.
 

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