I couldn't believe how bad Transformers is. How could they take the Spider-Man ride and make it crap. I mean, I was never the target audience for such a ride, but I think I'd rather give Angela Lansbury a foot massage than ever go on that piece of garbage again.
Here's an expectedly crude but nevertheless effective glimpse of the rare traveling heartlight effect in the E.T. waiting line. This is so charming it's ridiculous.
That ride was the only competition for The Haunted Mansion. They replaced it with a crappy Mummy ride that doesn't even have Brendan Fraser abruptly yelling about coffee on a TV screen.