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MERLIN POPS IN ON A BIT OF SMOKE, A SINGLE SPOTLIGHT ON HIM
SCENE THREE
MERLINMERLIN THROWS A BAG INTO THE MOVIE SCREEN
My boy, you’re nowhere. Yet! Now I’m going to need a little help. Now take this
MERLINA TEA SET TRIES TO FLY OUT OF THE BAG
Now listen very carefully and follow along.
Higitus figitus zumba ka zing
I want your attention every thing!
We're on our way back; come on let's go
No, no not you; books are always first, you knowTHINGS FLY ALL OVER THE STAGE AND LAND EVERYWHERE IN NEAT ORDER
Hockety pockety wockety wack
Abra cabra dabra nack
Grow in size very large
We have got enough room for all
Higitus figitus migitus mum
Prestidigitonium!
Alica fez balaca zez
Malaca mez meripides
Hockety pockety wockety wack
Odds and ends and bric-a-brac
Dum doodly doodly doodly dum
Higitus figitus migitus mum
Prestidi\gitonium
Higitus figitus migitus mum
Prestidigitonium!
MERLIN LEAVES IN A PUFF OF SMOKE, DOWN A TRAPDOOR ALONG WITH ALL HIS THINGS
MICKEY
Wow! How’d you do all that!
MERLIN
Magic my dear mouse! Oh dear you’re a mouse! Now how did you get over here? That projector no doubt!
MICKEY
Well… yeah! How’d you know?
MERLIN
I know all sorts of things my boy! Now be careful. Don’t get caught up in the film.
MICKEY
I’ll try! But how do I get out?
MERLIN
No clue! But I’ve got to go educate my boy Wart! Bon voyage my boy!
MICKEYMINNIE RUNS ON STAGE, SEEING MICKEY IN THE SCREEN
Wow! Well let’s see. Don’t get caught in the film? What does that mean?
MINNIETHE FILM IS TAKEN OUT AND MICKEY IS LEFT ON A BLACK SCREEN. MICKEY GIGGLES
Oh Mickey! Look at what those pests did!
MICKEY
Awww, I’m fine Minnie, they were just havin’ a little fun!
DALE
Hey! We did that? How?
CHIP
Maybe we pressed something on this thing! Hey! Try taking one of those circle things out!
MINNIE
Oh no! Be careful!
MICKEY
I’ll be fine Minnie!
MICKEY
Well I guess they tried something!
CHIP
Hey Dale! Try putting this one in!
DALE
Ok Chipper! Let’s go!
SCENE FOUR
A CLICK IS HEARD AS THE CHIPMUNKS PUT A NEW FILM IN AND MICKEY APPEARS IN THE MIDDLE OF A RABBIT HOLE AND CRASHES TO THE GROUND SCREAMING AS A FLOATING ALICE DROPS FROM THE STAGE
SINGERSALICE GENTLY DROPS TO THE GROUND AND LOOKS AROUND, SEEING MICKEY ON THE SCREEN
Alice in Wonderland
Where is the path to Wonderland
Over the hill or here or there
I wonder where
ALICEA DOOR APPEARS BEHIND MICKEY IN THE SHAPE OF THE MAD HATTER’S HAT
Oh dear! It seems you’re in the same spot of trouble as I am! How do you do sir! My name is Alice. What’s your’s?
MICKEY
W-w-well I’m Mickey! What is this place?
ALICE
Why, I haven’t the foggiest hint! But there’s a door right there! Maybe that will help us discover where we are!
MICKEY
A door? Where?
MICKEYTHE DOOR OPENS AND THE SCREEN SLIDES APART AS THE MAD HATTER AND MARCH HARE APPEAR WITH A TABLE JUTTING OUT WITH TEA, INCLUDING THE HYPERACTIVE TEA SET FROM THE SCENE BEFORE
How’d that get there? Oh well. I guess we can try it!
THE MUSIC HALTS WITH A RECORD SCRATCH
ALICE
Curiouser and curiouser!
MAD HATTER
A very merry unbirthday
To me
MARCH HARE
To who?
MAD HATTER
To me
MARCH HARE
Oh, you
ALICE
I do declare! What’s going on here?
MAD HATTER
Why it’s an Unbirthday party!
MICKEY
What’s an Unbirthday?
MARCH HARETHE MAD HATTER AND MARCH HARE LAUGH WITH EACH OTHER
What’s an Unbirthday?
MAD HATTER
Imagine! Not knowing what an Unbirthday is! It’s silly! Absolutely silly! And I would know!
ALICE
Yes that’s all fine and good but what is an Unbirthday?
MAD HATTERA LARGE CAKE WITH A FIRECRACKER ON TOP IS FLOWN IN BY BREAD-AND-BUTTERFLIES FOR MICKEY
Now statistics prove, prove that you’ve one birthday!
MARCH HARE
Imagine that! Just one birthday every year!
MAD HATTER
But there are three hundred sixty four UNbirthdays!
MARCH HARE
Precisely why we’re gathered here to cheer!
ALICE
Why that means today is my Unbirthday too!
MICKEY
And mine too!
MAD HATTER AND MARCH HARE
It is? In that case...
MAD HATTER AND HARCH HARE
A very merry unbirthday
To you
ALICE
Who, me?
MAD HATTER
Yes, you
ALICE
Oh, me
MARCH HARE
Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea
A very merry unbirthday to you
MAD HATTER
A very merry unbirthday
MICKEY
To me?
MAD HATTER
To you
A very merry unbirthday
ALICE
For me?
MAD HATTER
For you
Now blow the candle out, my dear
And make your wish come true
ALICE, MAD HATTER, AND MARCH HAREMICKEY BLOWS OUT THE CAKE AND IT EXPLODES, THE STAGE DARKENING AND LEAVING HIM ALONE. HE STARTS WALKING THROUGH WONDERLAND BEFORE COMING ACROSS A HEAVY SET WOMAN IN A RED AND BLACK DRESS
A very merry unbirthday to you
MICKEY
Hello! Who are you?
QUEEN OF HEARTS
Who am I? Who am I? I’m the Queen of Hearts! And you should be bowing! TO MEEEEEE!
MICKEY
Uh oh!
QUEEN OF HEARTS
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
MICKEY RUNS AWAY AS CARDS CHASE HIM ABOUT
MINNIE RUNS BACK ON STAGE
MINNIETHE CLICK OF THE FILM BEING CHANGED IS HEARD AS MICKEY TRIPS OVER THE EDGE OF THE FILM
Oh Mickey! Take the film out! Take the film out! TAKE THE FILM OOOOUUUUUTTT!
SCENE FIVE
MINNIECANS BEING THROWN ARE HEARD AS THE CHIPMUNKS LOOK FOR THE FILM
Oh Mickey! Are you ok?
MICKEY
Oh! I’m fine Minnie!
MINNIE
Now boys! Let’s try something different! Oh! Oh! I know! Is Cinderella in there?
CHIP
Let’s see!
DALE
Why are we looking for this movie anyways?
CHIP
Yeah, sounds boring!
MINNIE
Oh it’s not! It’s full of magic and villains!
CHIP
Well, I guess…
MINNIE
How wonderful!
SCENE SIX
THE CLICK OF THE FILM BEING INSERTED INTO THE PROJECTOR OCCURS AS CINDERELLA APPEARS, WEARING RAGS AND SOBBING INTO THE LAP OF FAIRY GODMOTHER
CINDERELLATHE FAIRY GODMOTHER WAVES HER HAND AND HER WAND APPEARS
Oh it’s no use. Not anymore! No matter how hard I try, Stepmother only sets me back even further! I just can’t believe!
FAIRY GODMOTHER
Can’t believe? Nonsense my child. If you believed that, I wouldn’t be here. And yet, here I am. Now, time’s running short! We must hurry!
CINDERELLA
For what?
FAIRY GODMOTHER
Why! To go to the ball of course!
CINDERELLA
Oh… but I’m not…
FAIRY GODMOTHER
Of course you are! Now, all it takes is a wave of my wand and… now where is my wand? Oh! That’s right!
Sala-gadoola-menchicka-boo-la Bibbidi-bobbidi-booFAIRY GODMOTHER WAVES HER WAND AND TURNS A PUMPKIN INTO A CARRIAGE
Put 'em together and what have you got?
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Sala-gadoola-menchicka-boo-la Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
It'll do magic, believe it or not
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Now sala-gadoola means menchicka-boolarooFAIRY GODMOTHER PULLS CINDERELLA CENTER STAGE
But the thingamabob that does the job is
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Sala-gadoola-menchicka-boo-la Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Put 'em together and what have you got
Bibbidi-bobbidi, bibbidi-bobbidi, bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
Now let’s see. Your size, and the shade of your eyes. Just wait and see, what a gown this will be! Spin for me my darling, don’t make me do all the work! Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!CINDERELLA SPINS AROUND QUICKLY, HER RAGS TRANSFORMING INTO A BEAUTIFUL GOWN
CINDERELLAFAIRY GODMOTHER TAPS AT CINDERELLA’S FEET
Oh! It’s like a dream! A wonderful dream come true!
FAIRY GODMOTHER
Yes my dear, and like all dreams, this one must come to an end. At the final echo of the final stroke of midnight, the spell will break and everything will be as it should be.
CINDERELLA
Oh of course! Thank you Fairy Godmother!
FAIRY GODMOTHER
And there’s one more thing. A gift for you to never forget this evening.
CINDERELLA LIFTS HER DRESS
CINDERELLACINDERELLA AND FAIRY GODMOTHER HUG AND CINDERELLA LEAVES IN HER CARRIAGE
Oh! Glass slippers! How lovely! Thank you! Thank you so much!
MICKEY STROLLS BY ON THE SCREEN AND COMES ACROSS FAIRY GODMOTHER
FAIRY GODMOTHER
Oh my! Look at you my dear! You seem a bit lost!
MICKEY
Well… I am! I got sent into a movie projector and I can’t get out!
FAIRY GODMOTHER
Yes indeed it seems you can’t! Perhaps I could be of some help?
MICKEY
Well, could you get me home?
FAIRY GODMOTHER
I’m sorry my dear, but that’s impossible, even for me. I can give advice though. Be brave! You’ll find a way out. But you’ll have to do it on your own. Now, I must be off.
MICKEY
Oh… well. Goodbye!
FAIRY GODMOTHER DISAPPEARS IN A PUFF OF SMOKE LEAVING MICKEY ON HIS OWN
MICKEYA CRASH IS HEARD FROM THE PROJECTION BOOTH
I have to do it on my own! Oh boy I think I know what to…
DALE
I’ve got an idea! What happens if we combine movies?
CHIP
Maybe it’ll send Mickey out!
MINNIE
Oh! Don’t you boys try it! I’m warning you!
SCENE SEVEN
ANOTHER CLICK AND A MESS OF STYLES HAPPEN AS AN ODD FOREST IS CREATED ONSTAGE. CINDERELLA APPEARS WITH PRINCE CHARMING FIRST AS MICKEY WATCHES
CINDERELLAA CASTLE ROLLS ONSTAGE WITH SNOW WHITE ON A BALCONY AND THE PRINCE NEXT TO A WISHING WELL
So this is love
So this is love
So this is what makes life divine
I'm all aglow
And now I know
The key to all heaven is mine
CINDERELLA AND PRINCE CHARMING
My heart has wings
And I can fly
I'll touch every star in the sky
So this is the miracle that I've been dreaming of
So this is love
SNOW WHITE
Someday my prince will come
Someday I’ll find my love
And how thrilling that moment will be
When the prince of my dreams comes to me
PRINCE
One Song
I have but one song
One song
Only for you
SNOW WHITE
Someday when spring is here
We'll find our love anew
And the birds will sing
And wedding bells will ring
Someday when my dreams come true
PRINCE
Oh
One heart
Tenderly beating
Ever entreating
Constant and true
SNOW WHITE AND PRINCE
One love
That has possessed me
One love
Thrilling me through
One song
My heart keeps singing
Of one love
Only for you
AURORA AND PHILLIP APPEAR, DANCING ON A ROLLING PLATFORM
AURORA
I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream
PHILLIP
I know you, the gleam in your eyes is so familiar a gleam
AURORA AND PHILLIP
Yet I know it's true that visions are seldom all they seem
But if I know you, I know what you'll do
You'll love me at once, the way you did once upon a dream
THE BELLS OF A CLOCK TOWER BEGIN TO RING
CINDERELLA AND PRINCE CHARMING
So this is love
SNOW WHITE AND PRINCE
Someday when my dreams come true
AURORA AND PHILLIP
Once upon a dream
THE LIGHTS DARKEN AS THE FILM IS TAKEN OUT BY CHIP AND DALE
DALETHE CLICK OF THE FILM BEING CHANGED AS PETER PAN FLIES ON STAGE
That wasn’t exciting at all!
CHIP
It was boring!
MINNIE
But it did help Mickey figure out how he could get back!
MICKEY
I have to do it myself!
MINNIE
Oh Mickey, I wish we could help!
MICKEY
Well, kep changing the movies! Maybe we’ll find something!
CHIP
What about this one!
SCENE EIGHT
PETER PANPETER BEGINS FLYING
Think of a wonderful thought!
MICKEY
What do you mean?
PETER PAN
You heard me! You can fly out of here and back home!
MICKEY
Oh… uh… I’ll try!
PETER PAN
Now think of a wonderful thought!
MICKEY
Like what?
PETER PAN
Any merry little thought
Think of Christmas, think of snow
Think of sleigh bells
Off you go like reindeer in the sky
You can fly! You can fly!
You can fly!
Think of the happiest things
It's the same as having wings
Take the path that moonbeams make
If the moon is still awake
You'll see him wink his eye
You can fly, you can fly!
You can fly!
MICKEY
Oh… well here I go.
MICKEY BEGINS TO FLY
MICKEY
Wow! Look at that!
PETER PAN
When there's a smile in your heart
There's no better time to start
Think of all the joy you'll find
When you leave the world behind
And bid your cares goodbye
You can fly, you can fly!
You can fly, you can fly!
You can fly!
PETER PAN CROWS AND FLIES OFF, MICKEY STUCK IN THE AIR
MICKEY
Well… how do I get down?
THE CLICK OF A FILM CHANGE HAPPENS AND MICKEY CRASHES TO THE FLOOR
Ouch!CHIP AND DALE LAUGH AND MINNIE SCREAMS
MINNIETHE CLICK OF THE FILM BEING CHANGED LEADS TO A PUPPET THEATRE APPEARING
Now I have had enough of you two! I’m coming up there and getting Mickey out of there!
CHIP
Uh oh!
DALE
Quick! Change it!
SCENE NINE
PINOCCHIO
I've got no strings
To hold me down
To make me fret, or make me frown
I had strings
But now I'm free
There are no strings on me
Hi-ho the me-ri-o
That's the only way to be
I want the world to know
Nothing ever worries me
I've got no strings
So I have fun
I'm not tied up to anyone
They've got strings
But you can see
There are no strings on me
MICKEY
Oh well, that looks fun! Let my try!
MICKEY AND PINOCCHIO DANCE TO THE MUSIC AS THE SOUNDS OF MINNIE BICKERING WITH CHIP AND DALE RING IN THE BACKGROUND
PINOCCHIO
There are no strings on me
PINOCCHIO WAVES AT MICKEY AS HE LEAVES THE STAGE AND MINNIE FINISHES HER FIGHT WITH THE CHIPMUNKS
MINNIE
Now I’ve got control! Oh Mickey, I’ve just had an idea!
MICKEY
What’s that?
SCENE TEN
THE CLICK OF THE FILM BEING CHANGED LEADS TO AN ODD EVENT FOR MICKEY AND HIS CLOTHES ARE TRANSFORMED INTO HIS SORCERER’S GARB
MICKEY
Wow, look at that!
THE SORCERER'S APPRENTICE PLAYS AS MICKEY USES MAGIC, CULMINATING IN A MOMENT OF MAGIC AS MICKEY SENDS HIMSELF OUT OF THE PROJECTOR AND BACK ON STAGE, STILL IN HIS SORCERER'S CLOTHES
SCENE ELEVEN
MICKEY
We did it!
MINNIE
Oh Mickey! You’re back!
MINNIE KISSES MICKEY’S CHEEKS AS CHIP AND DALE COME OUT WITH THEIR HEADS LOW
CHIP AND DALETHE TWO RUN BACK TO THE PROJECTION BOX AND BEGIN MESSING WITH THE FILM AS MICKEY AND MINNIE TRY TO STOP THEM
We’re sorry.
CHIP
We just wanted to have some fun!
DALE
But we went too far!
MICKEY
Aww… it’s no trouble. In fact, how would you two like to work projector tonight!
CHIP AND DALE
Would we!
CHIP
Ladies and gentlemen!
DALE
Boy’s and girls!
CHIP AND DALE
Let the film… BEGIN!
SINGERS
It's a feeling!
It's a power!
It's something that doesn't go away!
One thing it is for sure
But we have something in store!
So come along and we will see
That it's our destiny!
MICKEY LAUGHS AS THE CURTAIN OPENS BACK UP TO REVEAL MERLIN, BEGINNING A PARADE OF SOME OF THE FRIENDS MICKEY MADE ON THE WAY
MERLIN
Join with the magic within!
Let the show... begin!
Feel the magic within!
It'll always start out with you!
Join with the magic within!
ALICE
Take a bow!
C'mon be proud!
You should love something like this!
FAIRY GODMOTHER, CINDERELLA, AND PRINCE CHARMING
So when the power begins to glow…
SNOW WHITE AND PRINCE
You'll start and begin to know…
AURORA AND PHILLIP
That everything you do...
PETER PAN
It'll always, always...
ALL
Join with the magic within!
Let the show... begin!
Feel the magic within!
It'll always start out with you!
Join with the magic within!
MICKEY
Aw gee. Thanks everyone! And remember, the magic’s within!
STREAMERS LAUNCH FROM THE STAGE AS THE CURTAIN CLOSES AND THE FINAL NOTE PLAYS, THE HOUSE LIGHTS COMING UP LIKE NOTHING HAD HAPPENED
ANNOUNCER
Thank you for joining us for Mickey and the Enchanted Projector. Now, please collect all your belongings and enjoy the rest of your day here at the Magic Kingdom!
***
After a final crescendo and curtain call, guests exit back out to Main Street, their heads full of song. “Mickey and the Enchanted Projector” truly sets the Disney stage, with a magical, musical revue which is simultaneously a perfect fit for Main Street, and a broad celebration of everything Disney. With magic, music, wonder and characters, our show will delight all who come to this happy place!
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