The funniest thing you've done in the World

[Laura]

I have spent so many full days doing nothing but pulling nonsense at Magic Kingdom, but I don't think reading about it is as funny as being there.

One time my friend and I wore short shorts and tube tops and then wrapped white bathroom towels around ourselves. We effectively looked naked under the towels. We spent a full day taking "naked" pictures around the parks - on the monorail, on rides, in front of the castle. I've shared the pictures a few times over the years.

Another time we drove around WDW property including the Magic Kingdom parking lot with her convertible top down blasting "It's a Small World" at full volume. The parking lot attendants really got into that one.

Another friend and I used to always just miss each other on trips to WDW. He'd be leaving a day before I'd get there, etc. So we used to hide notes for each other around the parks. One time I hid a note for him in the flower bed in front of Universe of Energy. He arrived the next day after I had already flown home and called me from UoE. Apparently he had spent the last 20 minutes literally digging up the flower beds with his bare hands trying to find my note and was covered in dirt. I was absolutely dying at the mental image of that.

My boyfriend and I once took the Walk in Walt's Footsteps tour at Disneyland and decided to dress up as Disney nerds (lanyards with pins, Mickey ears, Disney shirts). Normal for some people, but highly embarrassing and out of character for us.

I have a million more stories, but most of them are "had to be there" type moments.

 

[atigs]

My brother and older cousin are the two comedians in our family, they've done a number of things that have me AND WDW guests cracking up left and right.

Remember that goo that used to make fart noises if you squished it into the little plastic container that they sold at Downtown Disney or even in some of the parks? My cousin used to hold the container in his pocket and press down to make the fart noise when in line for rides, or when walking past big groups. It was HILARIOUS, people responded in such different ways.

Another time, we were all sitting around the entry bridge to Adventureland and the bongo drum music was playing. My brother, about 15 at the time, decided to go over and act like he was on his own, dancing away. People came up and joined him and laughed hysterically because here's this scrawny white boy, dancing enterpritively to the tribal music.

Annnnd of course, we always like to make the most hilarious faces/poses we can when coming to a spot where there's a ride photo. People that are in the same cars as our family members are always in for a laugh.

 

[Bairstow]

When I was a kid and the Magic Kingdom still had a skyway, my sisters and I would crouch down until our car passed another one, pop up, and say to the occupants: "Pardon me, but would you have any grey poupon?