The Dizzy Channel: The Quest for Indentity

ScorpionX

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Original Poster
Since the early 1950s, the imaginations of America and the world have been captured by an innovative device known as a television. The television brought the outside world into the comfort of your own home. Programs on the television's channels and networks have a wide range of topics, from business and politics to music and sports. Some of our greatest memories came from television programs; watching Lucy frantically wrap candies in a factory, finding out who shot JR, helping Big Bird cope with the death of Mr. Hooper, and partying with "wild and crazy guys" Chevy Chase and Steve Martin. But we wouldn't have any of those memories if it weren't for Walt Disney. It was Walt who led the way for a whole new genre of television programs with Disneyland and The Mickey Mouse Club. Following these great successes, more and more people introduced new types of programming for televisions everywhere. In fact, so many new television programs were being produced in the 30 years following 1950 that new channels and networks had to be created to hold all of them. Surprisingly, there was no one channel dedicated solely to family entertainment. Disney took up the chance to do so and, in 1983, created The Disney Channel. Now, people no longer had to go to the cinema or vacation to Walt Disney World to see Mickey Mouse and his friends. They were right there on TV. The public loved it. Advertisements for The Disney Channel began to pop up everywhere; in magazines, on busses, in restaurants, and even on other TV stations! Heartwarming programs like Good Morning Mickey, Welcome to Pooh Corner, and Donald Duck Presents enthralled audiences for quite some times, that was until the early 2000s. Things started to go downhill on January 12, 2001. The cheesy "family sitcom" Lizzie McGuire debuted following the premiere of Zenon: The Zequel. Although the series had some of the ideals from Walt's time, it would get worse with each new show. From that point on, The Disney Channel became the foremost preteen network on television. Programs like Hannah Montana, The Suite Life with Zack & Cody, and That's So Raven! proved to be a "slap in the face" to the name that represents the largest media conglomerate on Earth. Although these shows may seem to be very different from each other, they all had one very large thing in common: the basic plot. Most, if not all, of the shows revolve around a spoiled and bratty teenager who goes through life wanting it to make big in the music industry one way or another. The protagonist normally has an annoying sidekick of the opposite gender whose only dialogue was plagued with puns lamer than trying to eat Pop-Rocks while drinking Coca-Cola at the same time. Then, after a few episodes, it's revealed these two characters have a romantic relationship. Beyond that, it's just a bunch of random characters and that extremely irritating "fake laughter" sound effect looping every two seconds.

In 2007, there was a light of hope. Phineas & Ferb aired its first episode. From that first episode, titled "Rollercoaster," you could see that creators Dan Povenmire and Jeff Marsh took a great deal of inspiration from Walt Disney's Silly Symphonies, combining it with 21st Century lifestyles and humor in a magical formula that seemingly merged two opposite concepts perfectly and in a way with which everyone was happy. Also, the biggest aspect of Phineas & Ferb that made it stand out of Mickey's ragtag crowd of the 21st Century was that it was a cartoon. Pretty much every other show on The Disney Channel is a cheesy live-action sitcom with horrible acting. It's challenging to think that just 10 years ago, it was the other way around, with mostly cartoons and just one live-action show. Although Phineas & Ferb are still going strong, they were quickly overshadowed in 2008 by Camp Rock and other wannabe rockstar-related movies/TV programs. This invasion of sorts led to even more $hi++y "sitcoms," largely targeted at adolescent girls. I though Disney was for all ages and genders. This is where separation comes into play. All the preteen girl-related programs are the highlight of The Disney Channel. The real Disney stuff gets pushed to late night (on very rare occasions). The boy-targeted programs go onto Disney XD and the "real" sitcoms go onto ABC. I personally think that all ages rangers and genders should be represented on The Disney Channel 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. You're porbably thinking, "Kermit, that's way too much to handle." If that's going through your mind, compare to the United States of America. The North relies on industry and urban areas to survive while the South relies on agriculture. The West, Alaska, and Hawaii are hyrbrids of the two cultures. Although we all may seem different, we live under one flag. That is what unites us and, with that spirit in mind, is what unites The Disney Channel.
 

Californian Elitist

Well-Known Member
Remember the segment "Vault Disney"? That was the best thing ever to come on television. I remember watching Zorro, the Mickey Mouse Club, The Wonderful World of Color. I remember watching classic Disney films, like Old Yeller and the Parent Trap. Even the old cartoons.

The Disney Channel now is pure s*it, excuse my French. I hate it, and hate is a pretty strong word. But I do. I hate the Disney Channel. To see what it has become makes me angry and sad at the same time. What happened to Disney being on the Disney Channel? I don't see a sign of it. Although I love Phineas and Ferb. That's the only show I'll watch. I wrote a letter to the Disney Channel Headquarters last year and I've yet to receive a reply. Doubt I ever will.
 

Cmdr_Crimson

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Well, if you look at it the MMC of the 90's was the pre-teen show to watch at the time...If the MMC was still on and these sitcoms didn't exsist..Granted the majority of actors you have seen or still on would be the next Gen MMC Members..think about it.
 

ScorpionX

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Original Poster
Well, if you look at it the MMC of the 90's was the pre-teen show to watch at the time...If the MMC was still on and these sitcoms didn't exsist..Granted the majority of actors you have seen or still on would be the next Gen MMC Members..think about it.
But the 1990s version of the show was quality entertainment compared to the garbage we have today.
 

ScorpionX

Well-Known Member
Original Poster
After watching some episodes of the recent shows, I have officially lost all hope in the Disney Channel.
 

Cmdr_Crimson

Well-Known Member
After watching some episodes of the recent shows, I have officially lost all hope in the Disney Channel.

Thanks to this Company...
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99.9% of my Brain cells have either given up on life or can't factor reality anymore..
 

Cmdr_Crimson

Well-Known Member
Two words that will make anyone shudder in complete disgust (Especially me): ANT Farm.

No no no...This I fear was a Nostradamus prediticton of showing the fate the Disney channel has to offer..Avert your EYES!!!
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Poor Beth Littleford...She was better on the Daily show and doing Commercials..Not this...
 

TylerFG

Active Member
No no no...This I fear was a Nostradamus prediticton of showing the fate the Disney channel has to offer..Avert your EYES!!!
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Poor Beth Littleford...She was better on the Daily show and doing Commercials..Not this...

I saw a glimpse of that, the commercial nonetheless, and knew right then from there, "Yeah, they just aren't trying anymore."

Apparently there's a show involving a Muppet onDisney XD that looks as bad to watch, so I won't give that a chance either.
 

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