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Muppetsfan: well I thought I would start a new series of specials for specific holidays, this one is obviously Christmas
Narrator: can we get started
Muppetsfan: sure, transition us into local restaurant just before Christmas to watch the dolphins game
Friend 1: who won the game, wait why am I a called friend 1
Muppetsfan: because the writer was too lazy to create full names
Friend 2: makes senses
Friend 3: the dolphins won
Friend 4: they were just lucky
Muppetsfan: awww is someone sad that our team kicked you teams behind, and that is why we are the best southern state
Friend 4: hey shut up
Friend 2: guys calm down this is supposed to be a Christmas special
Friend 3: how does this have anything to do with Christmas
Muppetsfan: we are transitioning to Christmas Day but we are stuck in here
Bartend: you know I hear in the news that Santa ain’t coming around this year
Friend 2 do you believe in Santa
Weirdo: well I don’t know about you but I’m leaving this dump
Manager: the only dump in here is you
Everyone in the restaurant: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Muppetsfan: that was a roast and a half
Bartend: damn that was a good one
Biker: in all of my years I have never seen a better roast than this one here right now
Friend 4: really
Biker: no
Manager: well since we are stuck in here, I brought a Christmas tree
Friend 1: where did you get that from
Manager: my pocket
Weirdo: how big are your pockets
Manager: I don’t know
Popular girl: you know I think we should just try to leave the restaurant
Muppetsfan: who invited her
Narrator: I did
Friend 3: wow
Everyone: let’s just decorate this tree
Santa: ho ho ho
Muppetsfan: shut it Santa, we are doing a Christmas tree decoration montage
Santa: can I join
Biker: sure
Narrator: they finished decorating the tree
Manager: well that took a lot longer than it should have
Weirdo: well why did you get such a big tree
Friend 3: egg nog is gross
Popular girl: now it is not
Friend 3: come on fight me
Biker: hey it’s rude to hit a lady
Friend 1: she deserves it
Biker: back down
Narrator: the entire restaurant fights with each other while I calmly watch——
Muppetsfan: I ain’t done with you yet
Muppetsfan: well kids, the message of this story is that a hectic Christmas is a good Christmas
Narrator: can we get started
Muppetsfan: sure, transition us into local restaurant just before Christmas to watch the dolphins game
Friend 1: who won the game, wait why am I a called friend 1
Muppetsfan: because the writer was too lazy to create full names
Friend 2: makes senses
Friend 3: the dolphins won
Friend 4: they were just lucky
Muppetsfan: awww is someone sad that our team kicked you teams behind, and that is why we are the best southern state
Friend 4: hey shut up
Friend 2: guys calm down this is supposed to be a Christmas special
Friend 3: how does this have anything to do with Christmas
Muppetsfan: we are transitioning to Christmas Day but we are stuck in here
Bartend: you know I hear in the news that Santa ain’t coming around this year
Friend 2 do you believe in Santa
Weirdo: well I don’t know about you but I’m leaving this dump
Manager: the only dump in here is you
Everyone in the restaurant: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Muppetsfan: that was a roast and a half
Bartend: damn that was a good one
Biker: in all of my years I have never seen a better roast than this one here right now
Friend 4: really
Biker: no
Manager: well since we are stuck in here, I brought a Christmas tree
Friend 1: where did you get that from
Manager: my pocket
Weirdo: how big are your pockets
Manager: I don’t know
Popular girl: you know I think we should just try to leave the restaurant
Muppetsfan: who invited her
Narrator: I did
Friend 3: wow
Everyone: let’s just decorate this tree
Santa: ho ho ho
Muppetsfan: shut it Santa, we are doing a Christmas tree decoration montage
Santa: can I join
Biker: sure
Narrator: they finished decorating the tree
Manager: well that took a lot longer than it should have
Weirdo: well why did you get such a big tree
Friend 3: egg nog is gross
Popular girl: now it is not
Friend 3: come on fight me
Biker: hey it’s rude to hit a lady
Friend 1: she deserves it
Biker: back down
Narrator: the entire restaurant fights with each other while I calmly watch——
Muppetsfan: I ain’t done with you yet
Muppetsfan: well kids, the message of this story is that a hectic Christmas is a good Christmas