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Rumour has it that the Character Bus has been cancelled because of alleged party activities going on in the bus. "They were always in such a happy mood," said one 30ish mom of three. "I knew that they were on something."
Chip and Dale, the sexually questionable duo, have been caught several times trying to sneek their Chippendales on the bus.
The last straw was when Goofy got pulled over by the Orange County Sherrifs Office after the parade one day and was charged with DUI and possesion of "party dog biscuits" whith a street value of several hundred dollars.