The Budget Cuts Joke Thread

[mimitchi33]

Due to budget cuts, Journey into Imagination with Figment will be closed and replaced with a Bing Bong meet and greet. Because nothing screams "imagination" quite like him, right?

 

[mf1972]

due to budget cuts, we've combined Ellen's energy adventure & Journey into imagination with Figment attraction to cut down costs. the new attraction will now be called Imagine Ellen's Energy Adventure Being a Better Ride.

 

[mf1972]

due to budget cuts, the Walt Disney Co will be replacing Bob Iger with Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dum. most guests will hardly notice the difference.